It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Celestia's day keeps Chaos away, but Luna's night is quite the sight

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Original Works. It was a good run.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I am always online, even when I am not.

I like to do Sunset Shimmer stories, and that's about it right now.

I've been crazy all my life, it's kept me from going insane.

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Just your average everyday pony fan~ And also, I'm the author of the Ruby Destiny series~ :3

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I'm

Heehee~

Drawing equines. Check out my art on my Twitter account

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I am a Princess Unikitty!

Just a guy that stumbled into the fandom, and started writing.

There will probably be mind control.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Drop it like a hot potato

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Kissy honses

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.