Freddy Fazbear's Pizza has reopened at a brand new location with brand new animatronics. The problem, though, is that the animatronics are just as malicious as last time. With Danny refusing to go back, Discord is now hired. However, he is challenged by Celestia to cause as little chaos as possible while working there. Does that deter our little god of chaos? Hah!

This is a joke fic about bad fanfics with self insert black and red OC alicorns. The poor writing is intentional. The first person narration is intentional. All the things that make a bad fanfic bad is intentional.

Now that is out of the way, onto the actual description. Mary Sue and her brother, Gary Stu, are suddenly taken to Equestria after their mom tells them to do homework. We all know how this song and dance goes.

The humans at the restaurant Freddy Fazbear's are getting tired of having to replace the night guard every week, and go to Canterlot to ask for Princess Luna's help. She agrees to help, but the animatronics aren't expecting a blue alicorn princess to replace last week's guard. Needless to say, they are caught off guard.