Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Death of conversation

"You think you know me..."

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Look at my profile.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I used to be relevant!

I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.

[dead account] formerly known as IceboxFroggie, now known as Murmurpunk

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

reconstructing the deconstruction

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

Frission: The Happiness ponymon. Frission takes 2x damage from Feels-Type attacks. Special Ability: Yayifications! — Like and Follow buffs can increase EVs above normal maximums.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....