All over Equestria and its neighboring countries, war rages. Nations rise and fall as faceless soldiers die and their cookie-cutter families weep over drab graves.

Discord, the ruler of Equestria and one of the most influential people in the world, decides that drastic measures must be taken to end the war. To accomplish this, he collects the holders of the Elements of Harmony and their friends from around Equestria to give them a very important mission.

The mission? Kill the aggressors of the war, Princesses Celestia and Luna.

But once the ragtag group of heroes assembles and sets out, things do not go as smoothly as Discord planned. Tensions are high as the travelers try to complete their mission and try to uncover the truth.

Are Celestia and Luna the ones to blame? Will they complete their mission? Will they survive? Will they ever be the same?

(Note: this fic is/will be a mix of Inception, the X-Files, and Batman. If that's not your thing, then...well, I guess you shouldn't read this.)

Cobalt was a normal pony.

Was.

After a rather nasty divorce, Cobalt finds himself caught in a web of conspiracy, intrigue, espionage, drama, and crime.

Not only that, but he's doing all this for Princess Luna herself.

With his life turned upside down, Cobalt and his new colleagues must keep their heads down in a job where the lines of morality and reality are blurred, and everything is out to get you.

NOTE: This takes place roughly two weeks after the events of Arkham City. This story is set in the Arkhamverse (the universe set forth by Rocksteady's game series). The show MLP:FiM does not exist in the continuity of this story. There will be spoilers for Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, and/or Arkham Origins. You have been warned.

Batman's a bit confused.

Some of the villains are missing.

They are now in Equestria.

When Twilight starts bringing some of Batman's greatest foes into Equestria, will they learn the magic of friendship? Or will they leave Equestria in shambles?

Rainbow Dash has it all: friends, fame, and a dark past, riddled with lies and broken bonds.
Thunderlane also has it all: a brother, friends, and a dark past, filled with neglect and sadness.
But through it all, Rainbow Dash and Thunderlane have become close friends; friends whose pasts intertwined and became a long-lasting bond.
But how close is too close?
Do they have feelings for each other?
Their relationship will be strained. It will be tested.
It will never be the same.

There is a ton of mail in Canterlot. What are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to do? At Cadence's suggestion, they do the only logical thing: answer it with the help of Equestria's two premier jokesters, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. Join them on their quest to answer strange questions, eat snacks, and make many inappropriate jokes along the way.

Written for the purposes of:
a) to help with my depression
b) get a lighthearted, funny, episodic fanfic up on FIMFiction
c) give Respawn Inbox the semi-crossover it deserves
d) Mr. Sark is best pony

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This story is a sequel to Cold Rain

After the events of Cold Rain, Twilight escapes prison and comes back to San Francisco to fight in a war she desperately wants to win. She needs to win, or Earth will be enslaved, a shell of what it once was. She, her friends, and their loyal band of followers from Equestria must save Earth and its people from the dictator known as Celestia.

My name is Frostbite. I’m a detective in Manehattan. I was married to the most beautiful mare in the world, Jetset. She was an actress with quite a reputation. We had a colt, who we named Looking Glass. He was great at finding things. Keys, socks, spare ink…anything and everything. Hell, I bet he could have found Celestia’s parents, wherever they ran off to.
But now he can’t find things, and my wife can’t act anymore.

When everything Frostbite loves is taken from him, he will get revenge, no matter what.

A short prequel to a longer series I plan on writing, so don't complain about things like length or pacing. I want this to be the exposition of the whole series, so it's relatively short.

Go read the first official case file here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/120815/the-bureau-wretched-machines

When Twilight Sparkle comes to San Francisco in search of her friends, she finds that they have fallen prey to the human world's worst effects, like alcoholism and home abuse. Now, Twilight must save her friends before they destroy themselves.