The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

Silly Celestia, princesses are for kissing!

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Sky, earth, and in between / Come watch with me as our world burns

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

I read and sometimes edit stories. Little burned out though.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Probability that I'm currently drunk or on drugs - 63.7%

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

In a box under the stairs.

I'm still alive, probably.

A groovy mystery, gang.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

Romantic purist, lover of creativity, admirer of writers, and a second pair of eyes. Also a lunatic who randomly bites people to smell what their screams feel like. Happy reading!

A questionable person who does questionable things

I am an editor. I copyedit words that people write. These words may be good or bad, but once I'm done, they are usually good.

Fun with rusty metal.

I spend way too much time writing about writing, and way too little time actually writing.

[7:34:17 PM] Something: Something happens at an intense pace.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Artist, Author, Asian... Trifecta Perfecta~

The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

Crème de la meme

Music "enthusiast", a weirdly nice guy to talk to, has a hat rack, active imagination yet weak at applying it into words, tries to do things while "in the moment" and not thinkthings through.

I love music, I love playing music, and I love certain aspects of life.

I think that fox boy girls are the best. That is all. See you in a few months. Oh right add me on Battlenet Willow#1213 if you wanna play Hearthstone or Heroes sometime kthxbai :3

Very, very "unnice."

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.