So, I'm sure many of you out of my... 43 followers, are aware of KudzuHaiku and his story The Chase. I don't like it. He also has a prequel for it, called The Catch. I don't like it, and I riffed it (head over to F/F/T3K for that). So, after an amazing run with our first part of the riff, Steel, Ring, Scarlet, SC, and myself came together for our own full parody of The Catch.

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Not really. But I know something even better.
I'm sure most of you are familiar with this masterpiece of comedic fiction. And yesterday, I figured out how the meaning of the word 'boner' went from meaning an error to an erection.
A boner was once an error. There are many ways to say this. A screwup, a mistake, a trip, a foolish misdeed. A cock up.
A COCK UP.

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(I started a call in a chat)
[10/26/2014 9:46:02 PM] BlinkyPony: A call? In /tulpa/? Shenanigans, I say.
[10/26/2014 9:46:18 PM] InsanityCorps: Shenanigans!
[10/26/2014 9:46:24 PM] Siggy the Wizard: SHENANIGANS!
[10/26/2014 9:47:01 PM] British Listener: That's what I said, Blinky, only without the cool word!
[10/26/2014 9:47:08 PM] Siggy the Wizard: What sort of SHENANIGANS are you rrrrrrapSCALLIONS up to now?
[10/26/2014 9:47:26 PM] Siggy the Wizard: (monocleing intensifies)

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[7:14:59 PM] twow443: SO ABOUT THAT NAZI PONE
[7:15:14 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Nope.
[7:15:18 PM] Octavia Melody: Heh.
[7:15:31 PM] Octavia Melody: So, you admit she is cute, but hate her because nazi. Yes?
[7:15:40 PM] twow443: I don't hate her.
[7:15:45 PM] twow443: twow443 keks over everyone.
[7:15:47 PM] jarron.woodrow1: I don't even necessarily hate her.
[7:16:09 PM] Fallen Prime: It's just the modern connotations of the shape on her ass.

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[6:49:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...Why in the hell would a pony even be NAMED Minecraft?
[6:49:41 PM] Sigma.EXE: That'd be like if I named my son Half-Life.
[6:49:55 PM] twow443: Or if I named my daughter Terraria.
[6:50:15 PM] Listener: Isn't that a character in Teen Titians?
[6:50:21 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[6:50:24 PM] Something: That's just Terra.
[6:50:33 PM] Fallen Prime: What.
[6:50:54 PM] twow443: twow443 dies.
[6:51:06 PM] Sigma.EXE: SYMPHONY OF WHAT.

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[10:54:12 PM] Listener: Do you like... mmmm.... bannannas?
[10:54:31 PM] Sigma.EXE: I don't like the cock, good sire.
[10:54:39 PM] Listener: Wait
[10:54:43 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. I like mmmm bananners?
[10:54:45 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. hehe :D
[10:54:50 PM] Listener: Ohgod, i hadn't thought of it like that
[10:54:52 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. just dont send me to the MOON
[10:54:55 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. hehehe
[10:55:10 PM] Listener: Hi Flare!
[10:55:13 PM] Sigma.EXE: [10:54 PM] Listener:

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So. Steam Summer sale. This means you get new games. Happened two weeks ago now. I got Payday 1+2 and Castle Crashers (courtesy of Glimo), then got Borderlands 2 GOTY and Battleblock Theater.
However, there is a glaring issue here. Mainly that halfway through the sale my laptop became screwed up and got sent to the shop. It's been there for two weeks and is still there (borrowed laptop and mobile phone are of common use). So I have had these five new games to play, and no computer.

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What Apocalypse?