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Sigma EXE


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  • 446 weeks
    The Dropping and Stealing of the Ball

    So, I'm sure many of you out of my... 43 followers, are aware of KudzuHaiku and his story The Chase. I don't like it. He also has a prequel for it, called The Catch. I don't like it, and I riffed it (head over to F/F/T3K for that). So, after an amazing run with our first part of the riff, Steel, Ring, Scarlet, SC, and myself came together for our own full parody of The Catch.

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    Not really. But I know something even better.
    I'm sure most of you are familiar with this masterpiece of comedic fiction. And yesterday, I figured out how the meaning of the word 'boner' went from meaning an error to an erection.

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  • 496 weeks
    What Happens When I Try To Make Someone Rejoin a Call

    (I started a call in a chat)
    [10/26/2014 9:46:02 PM] BlinkyPony: A call? In /tulpa/? Shenanigans, I say.
    [10/26/2014 9:46:18 PM] InsanityCorps: Shenanigans!
    [10/26/2014 9:46:24 PM] Siggy the Wizard: SHENANIGANS!
    [10/26/2014 9:47:01 PM] British Listener: That's what I said, Blinky, only without the cool word!

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  • 504 weeks
    Return of the Assbutt: Assbutt Farter

    [7:14:59 PM] twow443: SO ABOUT THAT NAZI PONE
    [7:15:14 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Nope.
    [7:15:18 PM] Octavia Melody: Heh.
    [7:15:31 PM] Octavia Melody: So, you admit she is cute, but hate her because nazi. Yes?
    [7:15:40 PM] twow443: I don't hate her.
    [7:15:45 PM] twow443: twow443 keks over everyone.
    [7:15:47 PM] jarron.woodrow1: I don't even necessarily hate her.

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  • 506 weeks
    Call Your Doctor Today

    [6:49:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...Why in the hell would a pony even be NAMED Minecraft?
    [6:49:41 PM] Sigma.EXE: That'd be like if I named my son Half-Life.
    [6:49:55 PM] twow443: Or if I named my daughter Terraria.
    [6:50:15 PM] Listener: Isn't that a character in Teen Titians?
    [6:50:21 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...
    [6:50:24 PM] Something: That's just Terra.
    [6:50:33 PM] Fallen Prime: What.

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Oct
28th
2014

What Happens When I Try To Make Someone Rejoin a Call · 2:44am Oct 28th, 2014

(I started a call in a chat)
[10/26/2014 9:46:02 PM] BlinkyPony: A call? In /tulpa/? Shenanigans, I say.
[10/26/2014 9:46:18 PM] InsanityCorps: Shenanigans!
[10/26/2014 9:46:24 PM] Siggy the Wizard: SHENANIGANS!
[10/26/2014 9:47:01 PM] British Listener: That's what I said, Blinky, only without the cool word!
[10/26/2014 9:47:08 PM] Siggy the Wizard: What sort of SHENANIGANS are you rrrrrrapSCALLIONS up to now?
[10/26/2014 9:47:26 PM] Siggy the Wizard: (monocleing intensifies)
[10/26/2014 9:49:08 PM] Siggy the Wizard: This week in Creationist Science, Creationists lost the right to use the word Creationist and all related words together with the word Science.
[10/26/2014 9:49:21 PM] British Listener: Seriously?
[10/26/2014 9:49:23 PM] Siggy the Wizard: No
[10/26/2014 9:49:36 PM] Siggy the Wizard: It's stuff we're doing in the call
[10/26/2014 9:50:43 PM] Siggy the Wizard: I wish that would happen though
[10/26/2014 9:50:45 PM] Siggy the Wizard: That'd be amazing
[10/26/2014 9:52:55 PM] Siggy the Wizard: We're just sitting her discussing physically impossible boobs
(Fallen Prime joins the call)
[10/26/2014 9:53:31 PM] Siggy the Wizard: (Achievement Unlocked)
[10/26/2014 9:53:38 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Holy Shit, Is That Prime?
[10/26/2014 9:54:39 PM] BlinkyPony: Hey.
(Prime leaves the call)
[10/26/2014 9:54:52 PM] BlinkyPony: Pfff.
[10/26/2014 9:54:52 PM] Siggy the Wizard: The Fallen one has Fallen.
[10/26/2014 9:55:05 PM] Siggy the Wizard: He Fell into the Fallen realm of Fallen Fallens.
[10/26/2014 9:55:23 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Where the Fallen Fallen Ones Fall into Fallen ness.
[10/26/2014 9:56:08 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Fallen ness shall rise so that they make other Fallen ones Fall into the Fallen Lands of the Fallen Fallen ones.
[10/26/2014 9:56:23 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And then that rising shall Fall because they are Fallen.
[10/26/2014 9:56:47 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Falling shall Fall and become rising because everything Falls including Falling
[10/26/2014 9:56:51 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And Falling Fallen is Rising
[10/26/2014 9:57:15 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And Rising Fallen is buildup to the Fall of the Fallen Land of Fallen Fallens.
[10/26/2014 9:58:04 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Fallen Fallens Fell into a Fallen Land of Fallen Lands that were Rising
[10/26/2014 9:58:19 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And then the Rising Fallen Lands Fell because they were Fallen Fallen lands
[10/26/2014 9:59:01 PM | Edited 9:59:02 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Falling of the Fallen becomes the Rising of Rising Fallens who shall Fall the Fallens who Rise.
[10/26/2014 9:59:47 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Rising Fallens shall Fall into Rising Fallen Rising Ness and war with the Fallen Rising Rising Fallen ones of the Fallen Realms formed by Fallen Lands that have Risen into Fallen.
[10/26/2014 10:00:54 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Rising Fallens Fallen into Falling Rising Fallen Rising Ness shall Fall from above in Rising Fallen ness and Decree that all shall Rise, which is Falling because they are Rising Fallen of the Fallen Rising lands.
[10/26/2014 10:02:16 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Fallen Rising of the Rising Fallen Realms of Fallen Lands Rising shall Fall and Rise up to strike down the Fallen Rising who shall Rise which is Falling and become the eternal Fallen of the Rising Fallen Heavens that are Fallen.
[10/26/2014 10:04:04 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Fallen Heavens shall become Hell, the Fallen Place, and the Fallen place will Fall, therefore Rising and Become the Risen Fallen Rising Ones of the Fallen Rising Lands of the Eternal Risings Fallen ones of the Fallen Lands of the Fallen Realms.
[10/26/2014 10:06:44 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And then the Rising of the Fallen Rising shall fight the Fallen of the Risen Lands of Fallen Realms of Lands of Rising Fallen who shall face the Fallen Risen Lands of Fallen Ones who have Risen to become Fallen ones of the Rising Fallen Lands of Fallen Risen ones of the Rising Fallen.
[10/26/2014 10:08:27 PM] Siggy the Wizard: AND THEN, Fallen kicked me in the balls.
[10/26/2014 10:09:24 PM] BlinkyPony: ...
[10/26/2014 10:09:26 PM] BlinkyPony: You need a hobby.
[10/26/2014 10:09:36 PM] Siggy the Wizard: No I don't.
[10/26/2014 10:09:51 PM] Siggy the Wizard: I have one now.
[10/26/2014 10:10:14 PM] BlinkyPony: ...Good for you.
[10/26/2014 10:10:25 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Blinky does not like my winky behavior.
[10/26/2014 10:10:32 PM] Siggy the Wizard: The Blinky shall war with those who Wink.
[10/26/2014 10:10:48 PM] Siggy the Wizard: And the Winking ones shall raise arms against those who Blink in defiance of Winkiness.
[10/26/2014 10:10:53 PM] BlinkyPony: Sigma, I swear to fucking god.
[10/26/2014 10:11:02 PM] Siggy the Wizard: I AM GOD NOW.
[10/26/2014 10:11:22 PM] Siggy the Wizard: YOU THINK I HAVE A GOD COMPLEX?!
[10/26/2014 10:11:30 PM] Siggy the Wizard: I *AM* THE GOD!
[10/26/2014 10:11:54 PM] BlinkyPony: ...That still counts as having one.
[10/26/2014 10:12:42 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Your Blinky behavior must always disapprove of the Winky one. The power of the Winky ones shall never cease.
[10/26/2014 10:13:26 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Your Blinky oppressiveness to the force of the Wink shall be defeated, as we always have one eye open and never Blink to close both!
[10/26/2014 10:14:15 PM] Siggy the Wizard: ...I better start writing my will.
[10/26/2014 10:14:23 PM] Siggy the Wizard: Siggy the Wizard runs away from Blinky.
[10/26/2014 10:14:26 PM] BlinkyPony: .....
[10/26/2014 10:15:34 PM] BlinkyPony: Don't go to bed without a knife, tonight.

I regret nothing.

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