Return of the Assbutt: Assbutt Farter · 12:37am Sep 3rd, 2014

[7:14:59 PM] twow443: SO ABOUT THAT NAZI PONE
[7:15:14 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Nope.
[7:15:18 PM] Octavia Melody: Heh.
[7:15:31 PM] Octavia Melody: So, you admit she is cute, but hate her because nazi. Yes?
[7:15:40 PM] twow443: I don't hate her.
[7:15:45 PM] twow443: twow443 keks over everyone.
[7:15:47 PM] jarron.woodrow1: I don't even necessarily hate her.
[7:16:09 PM] Fallen Prime: It's just the modern connotations of the shape on her ass.
[7:16:15 PM] Winter Storm: SO how about this? http://imgur.com/DpJoOcH
[7:16:27 PM] jarron.woodrow1: I'm just not comfortable with the implications of that symbol being OK to use.
[7:16:37 PM] twow443: I CAN'T STOP KEKING
[7:16:37 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Yeah what Fallen said.
[7:16:54 PM] Syeekoh New: no one said it was okay to use
[7:17:04 PM] Winter Storm: how about the modern connotations of the Prostate Cancer Foundation refusing donations from Reddit users?
[7:17:09 PM] Syeekoh New: i think Aryanne was formed because the symbol's NOT okay to use
[7:17:23 PM] Fallen Prime: [7:16 PM] Winter Storm:

<<< SO how about this? http://imgur.com/DpJoOcHOh. Wow.
[7:17:34 PM] Fallen Prime: That's kind of a cunt move.
[7:17:38 PM] jarron.woodrow1: [7:17 PM] Syeekoh New:

<<< i think Aryanne was formed because the symbol's NOT okay to useAnd as such I am not ok with it XD
[7:17:39 PM] twow443: twow443 keks into the universe
[7:17:50 PM] Octavia Melody: Then either, A, ignore the shape, B, just find a alternate shape (I've seen variants of her with the Iron Cross, instead), or C, just keep the heart itself.
[7:17:52 PM] Octavia Melody: Also, wut.
[7:18:07 PM] Winter Storm: Context: Because of the Fappening, Reddit got a guilty conscience and donated a lot of money to the charity that Jennifer Lawrence has donated to
[7:18:21 PM] Syeekoh New: it's a meta move designed to fuck with your sensibilities
[7:18:33 PM] Syeekoh New: cute pony+swastika=?
[7:18:38 PM] Winter Storm: And the ass cancer people don’t want the money because of that
[7:18:54 PM] Syeekoh New: but...ass cancer
[7:19:03 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Ass cancer XD
[7:19:34 PM | Edited 7:19:39 PM] twow443: ITS THE ASSBUTT
[7:19:42 PM] twow443: NOT AGAIN
[7:20:00 PM] Something: Damngoddit.
[7:20:00 PM] Fallen Prime: What about the dickballs?
[7:20:02 PM] Octavia Melody: Oh, jeez.
[7:20:10 PM] Octavia Melody: ;Superkek.;
[7:20:14 PM] twow443: EVERYONE CLENCH YOUR BUTTS
[7:20:56 PM] jarron.woodrow1: What the hell is kek?
[7:21:15 PM] Syeekoh New: it's laughter
[7:21:20 PM] Syeekoh New: as expressed by 4chan
[7:21:20 PM] Octavia Melody: ~Kek = Lol.~
[7:21:26 PM] Syeekoh New: and then internet followed
[7:21:27 PM] twow443: twow443 keks on Sharky
[7:21:28 PM] Fallen Prime: Or zerg rush.
[7:21:36 PM] Syeekoh New: kekekekekekekek
[7:21:54 PM] jarron.woodrow1: Please do not kek on me.
[7:22:12 PM] twow443: twow443 keks harder
[7:22:45 PM] Octavia Melody: ~Heehee. Kekkles.~
[7:23:22 PM] Syeekoh New: i have the sudden urge to order something from domino's
[7:24:05 PM] Syeekoh New: should i indulge it?
[7:24:07 PM] Octavia Melody: ;Oooh. Pizza.;
[7:24:15 PM] Syeekoh New: mmmm
[7:24:24 PM] Syeekoh New: personal pizza sounds good right about now
[7:24:39 PM] Something: Do it.
[7:24:45 PM] Sigma.EXE: ASSBUTT?!
[7:24:54 PM] Syeekoh New: it has to be at least $15 worth of pizza, tho
[7:26:05 PM] Sigma.EXE: [7:20 PM] twow443:

<<< EVERYONE CLENCH YOUR BUTTSTWOW, PLUG IT, QUICKLY
[7:26:11 PM] Sigma.EXE: IT SPREADS VIA BREAKING OF WINDS
[7:26:33 PM] Octavia Melody: <Oh my god what is even.>
[7:26:50 PM] twow443: twow443 has been clenched
[7:28:19 PM] Sharky White: What the fuck.
[7:28:27 PM] Sharky White: This is so surreal.
[7:28:29 PM] Something: Don't ask.
[7:28:33 PM] Sharky White: Am I on drugs?
[7:29:46 PM] Syeekoh New: welp
[7:30:00 PM] Sigma.EXE: The Assbutt is clear. twow, you must either consume enough cheesey bread to overpower your farts into a less harmful form, or we must perform...
[7:30:01 PM] Syeekoh New: just ordered a hand-tossed pizza with spinach and jalapeno peppers
[7:30:08 PM] Sigma.EXE: An emergency ASS SEXTION
[7:30:23 PM] Octavia Melody: ;Wut.;
[7:30:35 PM] Octavia Melody: ~Sixty-five wat.~
[7:31:15 PM] Sharky White: 666 wat
[7:31:29 PM] twow443: siggy
[7:31:33 PM] twow443: blog this all
[7:31:38 PM] Sigma.EXE: No
[7:31:40 PM] Sharky White: No.
[7:31:40 PM] Sigma.EXE: I fear
[7:31:44 PM] Sigma.EXE: Something will happen
[7:31:48 PM] Something: Something happens.
[7:32:01 PM] Octavia Melody: Lul.
[7:32:06 PM] Sigma.EXE: For I believe Sharky has been cursed with Fallen's old curse of stickupbuttiness, as repelled by Kevin Bacon
[7:32:15 PM] Sigma.EXE: And sensing it in a blog shall infect many with it
[7:32:28 PM] Sigma.EXE: And with it shall come the dreaded dickballs disease
[7:32:37 PM] twow443: twow443 hits
[7:32:40 PM] twow443: *hides
[7:32:57 PM] Something: Something continues to happen.
[7:33:00 PM] Octavia Melody: ~There is so much "wat" in this chat, we could power half of Chicago.~
[7:33:06 PM] Octavia Melody: ~For six months.~
[7:33:08 PM] Sharky White: Lol
[7:33:12 PM] Syeekoh New: wat
[7:33:19 PM] Sharky White: Or all of chicago for 3
[7:33:25 PM] Syeekoh New: they're baking my pizza now
[7:33:26 PM] Sharky White: I can has maths.
[7:33:41 PM] Something: Something does more happening.
[7:33:41 PM] Octavia Melody: ~Or a quarter of it for 12, even!~
[7:33:43 PM] Sigma.EXE: OH SHIT SYEEKOH HAS THE MUNCHIES
And we all know
MUNCHIES ARE CAUSED BY DICKBALLS
[7:33:49 PM] Syeekoh New: Syeekoh New is.
[7:34:12 PM] Octavia Melody: ;...Trains?;
[7:34:17 PM] Something: Something happens at an intense pace.