Call Your Doctor Today · 12:21am Aug 19th, 2014
[6:49:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...Why in the hell would a pony even be NAMED Minecraft?
[6:49:41 PM] Sigma.EXE: That'd be like if I named my son Half-Life.
[6:49:55 PM] twow443: Or if I named my daughter Terraria.
[6:50:15 PM] Listener: Isn't that a character in Teen Titians?
[6:50:21 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[6:50:24 PM] Something: That's just Terra.
[6:50:33 PM] Fallen Prime: What.
[6:50:54 PM] twow443: twow443 dies.
[6:51:06 PM] Sigma.EXE: SYMPHONY OF WHAT.
[6:54:32 PM] Sigma.EXE: twow stop dying plz
[6:54:58 PM] twow443: HALP
[6:55:22 PM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE gets the defibrilators
[6:55:26 PM] Sigma.EXE: LIVE, DAMMIT, LIVE
[6:56:10 PM] twow443: HALPO ME
[6:56:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: WHY ARE YOU DYING TWOW
[6:56:31 PM] Sigma.EXE: I MUST KNOW
[6:56:39 PM] Sigma.EXE: I CANNOT RISK MISDIAGNOSING YOU WITH ASSBUTT
[6:57:28 PM] Listener: "did you just treat a bullet wound to the head with alo vera?"
[6:57:40 PM] *** Sigma.EXE has changed the conversation topic to "/tulpa/ - AssButt is a deadly disease. It may strike at any time. Call your doctor for more about AssButt today." ***
[6:58:02 PM] Sigma.EXE: [6:57 PM] Listener:
<<< "did you just treat a bullet wound to the head with alo vera?"Umm
[6:58:04 PM] Sigma.EXE: That's CPR.
[6:58:05 PM] Fallen Prime: No, the headshot was CPR. Aloe vera was a separate thing.
[6:58:08 PM] twow443: siggy wai
[6:58:09 PM] Sigma.EXE: Aloe Vera was the missing toe
[6:58:13 PM] twow443: wai
[6:58:14 PM] Fallen Prime: Right.
[6:58:18 PM] twow443: wai siggy
[6:58:19 PM] Sigma.EXE: twow
[6:58:23 PM] Sigma.EXE: Are you dyingworse twow
[6:58:26 PM] twow443: yeees
[6:58:28 PM] Sigma.EXE: ARE YOU DYING WORSE
[6:58:35 PM] twow443: its the assbutt
[6:58:38 PM] twow443: halp
[6:59:12 PM] Sigma.EXE: TWOW HAS ASSBUTT
[6:59:21 PM] Sigma.EXE: We must perform an emergency ASS SECTION
[6:59:36 PM] twow443: stoooop
[6:59:37 PM] twow443: siggy
[6:59:40 PM] twow443: bad
[6:59:47 PM] Sigma.EXE: I'm sorry
[6:59:51 PM] Fallen Prime: "...when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack."
[6:59:55 PM] Sigma.EXE: I actually can't stop laughing at this point
[7:00:03 PM] Sigma.EXE: twow
[7:00:04 PM] Sigma.EXE: you infected me
[7:00:05 PM] twow443: i haven't stopped for twenty minutes
[7:00:12 PM] Sigma.EXE: with the dyingdeath disease of fatal dying
[7:00:17 PM] Rarity Belle: "And then Rainbow Dash died of dickballs."
[7:00:19 PM] twow443: im still laughting
[7:00:19 PM] Fallen Prime: SHIT SIGGY HAS ASSBUTT TOO.
[7:00:37 PM] Sigma.EXE: No, it's worse
[7:00:41 PM] Sigma.EXE: IT'S THE DYING DEATH DISEASE
[7:00:50 PM] Sigma.EXE: OF DEATHLY FATAL DYING
[7:01:02 PM] twow443: that sounds deadly
[7:01:10 PM] Sigma.EXE: Oh no
[7:01:13 PM] Sigma.EXE: Someone has the CURSE
[7:01:16 PM] Sigma.EXE: OF FATAL DEATH
[7:01:48 PM] Something: That someone being you?
[7:02:07 PM] twow443: it's minecraft
[7:02:10 PM] twow443: she has the curse
[7:02:13 PM] Sigma.EXE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM
[7:02:17 PM] twow443: of assbutt fatle death
[7:02:37 PM] Sigma.EXE: ASSBTUT FATLE DEAHT?!
[7:03:30 PM] Sigma.EXE: Fallen why are you so quiet
Do you have the curse
[7:03:34 PM] Something: !?THEAD ELTAF TUTBSSA
[7:03:41 PM] twow443: something wai
[7:03:42 PM] Sigma.EXE: SOMETHING NO
[7:03:48 PM] twow443: i thought we had something
[7:03:52 PM] Sigma.EXE: You have the curse of bass ackwardsiness
[7:04:04 PM] Something: ON GNIHTEMOS
[7:04:11 PM] Sigma.EXE: IT LEADS DIRECTLY TO ASSBUTT
[7:04:28 PM] Something: TTUBSSA OT YLTCERID SDAEL TI
[7:04:41 PM] twow443: we lost something
[7:04:44 PM] twow443: i don't know where it is
[7:04:46 PM] twow443: halp
[7:04:48 PM] twow443: plah
[7:04:57 PM] Fallen Prime: You guys are idiots.
[7:05:00 PM] Something: I'm not an it, kind dumbass.
[7:05:14 PM] twow443: twow443 huggles everyone
[7:05:14 PM] twow443: yay
[7:05:17 PM] Sigma.EXE: [7:04 PM] Fallen Prime:
<<< You guys are idiots.You have the curse of stickupbuttness
[7:05:17 PM] twow443: yaaaay
[7:05:21 PM] Something: Something huggles back.
[7:05:24 PM] Sigma.EXE: As told by Peter Quill
[7:05:28 PM] Sigma.EXE: And Kevin Bacon
[7:06:05 PM] twow443: fallen get that stick out
[7:06:12 PM] twow443: cure your curse
[7:06:15 PM] twow443: one of us
[7:06:16 PM] twow443: one of us
[7:08:15 PM] Sigma.EXE: It's no use
[7:08:47 PM] Sigma.EXE: The stick is too far in
AssButt is a deadly disease. For more information about AssButt, contact your local doctor.
Where will you be when anal ruptures strike?
Sigma why.
2381081 But Prime
The world must know the danger of AssButt before it's too late
Before they contract DickBalls
Sigma wat
...
again
2381097 Did I not tell you before?
The ride never ends, Blitzkrieg
IT NEVER ENDS
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Why do all of your fancy conversatons /always/ come up in that chat?
it's just so inappropriate but at the same time hilarious
I still can't handle the fact that the character is named Minecraft.
I have no idea why I'm not following more of you guys. I really need to rectify that. Heh... rectify.
2381102
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How the Hell did I miss this.