I've got nothin'.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

"I'm here. You're there. If I am your salvation, then you are mine." - Celty Sturluson

Yes

I don't exist.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I don't really know what I'm doing. You should probably tell me.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!

Author of the Kamen Rider Drake series and all around fan of...just about anything with action in it. Shooting Stars Away! -RedStar

I read and sometimes edit stories. Little burned out though.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Ever see a heuristic-based pathfinding algorithm at work? It's surprisingly similar to story-planning.

I deal in lewds and lewd accessories

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Writer, philosopher, gamer, and suprisingly, not a brony. Don't like the series enough for that, but I have found some stories here that make me chuckle or otherwise be amused.

"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

Sometimes I forget I have the social skills equivalent of a dried up worm on the edge of the sidewalk.

Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

Mad 'cos Bad

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.