Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Artist, aviator, writer, and horse enthusiast with a passion for history

i do the art and may or may not write things, fight me

A Graduate of the Don Bluth School of Making the Protagonist Suffer.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Author of action-adventure fanfiction, SFM artist, Blender modeler, small-time amateur voice actor/singer, doctor of medicine, and surprised I managed to fit all that in a FiMFic banner

This is fiction. But it is based...

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Amateur, hobby writer. Typically don't publish, with a few exceptions.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

For Love and Justice.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.

What the hell is a pony?

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

I write things.

Will fill out later.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.