Underneath the ice of the Crystal Empire, Sombra plots his revenge. Well, he did until the xenomorph he found in the ice wakes up, escapes, ruins all his plans and begins wondering what shadow pony tastes like.
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Underneath the ice of the Crystal Empire, Sombra plots his revenge. Well, he did until the xenomorph he found in the ice wakes up, escapes, ruins all his plans and begins wondering what shadow pony tastes like.
Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.
MLP FiM/XCOM Enemy Unknown Crossover
Changelings have gone to far. The XCOM Project has been initiated and the best members of the Royal Guard, scientific community and engineers have been contacted. We must contain this situation before it spreads to Griffon and Minotaur nations. Good luck, Commander.
I STILL OWN NOTHING!
New Author; Minibinaz
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2 Delta Force Operators, SFC David Grayson and Sgt Elliot Lee, find themselves in the Everfree Forest after a helicopter crashes. After a day of recon they decide to become Ponyville's silent protectors, only coming out at night, stopping the criminals and saving ponies. During the day they watch over the town with binoculars, hunt, fortify their base, and search the forest.
For weeks ponies have been reporting seeing 2 tall figures looking out over Ponyville from the Everfree, walking the streets at night and stopping criminals before leaving them outside the headquarters of the Ponyville Guard, unconscious and tied up. Tune your radio to a certain frequency and you may be able to hear chatter between 2 creatures.
I was never here, you never saw that, the Specters are just a conspiracy theory is what I'm supposed to say if a civilian see me doing what I do. But unfortunately for me that won't work this time. That'd work because my face is covered but now I'm not in a world filled with people. It's full of technicolor ponies. I'm currently in a crystal prison cell but I'll tell you it from the beginning
The Last Dragonborn lived a long, adventure filled life. He went out of his way to help everyone he could and do what he felt was right. He took brokered peace between the Empire and Stormcloaks, forged dragonbone armor and weapons, killed Alduin, stopped the plans of the vampire Clan Volkihar. He became Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, became a Nightingale of Nocturnal and Listener of The Dark Brotherhood. And on the Summit of Apocrypha, he crossed blades with the First Dragonborn, Miraak. He killed the Ebony Warrior. Now, after many years of adventures, violence and quests, he dies. Not in a battle of epic proportion, as you would expect. But quietly, in Lakeview Manor, with his wife and children. As he approaches the Hall of Valor however, something strange happens.
"Rangers Lead the Way", that's what people say. US Army Rangers have lead the way into every armed conflict the US has been in since it was formed. Now, Hunter Squad of the 75th Regiment have crash landed in Equestria.
In Ponyville, Twilight was preparing to study some spells Celestia had sent, when a large flying box flys over Ponyville towards the Everfree Forest. On the way to the crash site with her friends, 2 of the inhabitants of that box save them from a manticore.
Constructive Criticism Welcome! Oh and any relation to anyone living or dead is completely coincidental. However, if it is someone in a book, movie or video game it's because I couldn't come up with something