Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

The middle child of 17 children, I was born on a farm in a little town in Thuringia, East Germany in the year 1985. I served in the Bundeswehr for 10 years, and now live in the USA with my wife.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

Commissions currently OPEN

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Done.

My friends call me Twisted! Everyone else says "Wait, is that a unicorn?" (yes I ripped this from TwistedSpectrum)

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

My God, it's full of ponies!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

RP writer and Spacebattles

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

Fallout: Equestria addict, occasional writer of terribadness, second degree black belt in jiujitsu, gamer for life, hopeless artist (I HAD TO EAT THEM!) and reader of anything I can get my hands on.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

I am a dude with a Quill, so take my stories for a swill.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Are you a Rebel?

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

God, I'm so sorry.

I am the second alone in a faceless crowd a human caught in monochrome dreams I scream to wake up my voice drowns deep underground only the dead can hear me see me

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

World of Tanks player(ironically same as my username here), FimFiction author and viewers, WarThunder player(still the same username) and etc.

A simple brony writer. No biggie