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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

okay now kiss!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Nuts.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

"Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now."

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Not the milk.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

I am an pretty filly.

I type stories using my hands

I'm just here to write.

Not very active here anymore.