Eeyup. (Genuinely, though: Welcome. I hope my stories – when they get around to existing – meet your expectations.)

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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?