obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

"First things first, you're going to put a dollar in my pocket!" SFW account: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/513922/Slippin_Sweetie

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just trying to be better.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Are you a Rebel?

Fast reader, horrible slow writer, that's me in a nutshell. Still, I will forever hold, until the day that I die, that I am not an idiot.

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

I love fan based work, and i love writing. Thus I'm writing my own published works to see what shall be made of them by others.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

My main source of sustenance is Dr Pepper. Several different factions know me only as "Duct Tape Guy." I am actually a secret informer for the pigeon army. That is all.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Some shit who occasionally writes things.

God, I'm so sorry.