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Pump It Up


Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.

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A compilation of various pieces. They can be short stories cannot have their own story due to site rules (due to a word count under 1k), or sections of a story that was never fully written. These have not been edited unless otherwise noted.

Civilization [Slice of Life]: Drabble for "Celestia is Best Pony" group, I believe. Never got posted.
Characters: Celestia and Star Swirl the Bearded

a little insanity goes a long way. [dark]: Wouldn't you agree?
Characters: Twilight. Mostly.

Nightmare Moon in Wonderland [Comedy][Crossover][Random]: Nightmare Moon is NOT happy to be around imbeciles. Written, as best I can, in British English.
Characters: Nightmare Moon, Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the March Hare.

(Tags may be added or removed later on.) Rated teen just in case.
[cover art will also change periodically, if/when this gets updated. Cover art by I don't know because if I try and look more, I'm going to throw up.]

This story will perpetually be marked incomplete, but most of the stories are self-contained.

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Snapshots can only show us so much about a person's—or pony's—life, yet they can also show us so much. This is a tale filled with snapshots of Fluttershy and Bulk Biceps' life and relationship together; through the good and the bad, the light and the dark. Read this tale of butterflies and biceps, and understand.


A FlutterBulk prompt collab.

Would you like to participate? Click me!

Table of contents:
Light [Romance][Slice of Life] by BluegrassBrooke: Weather duty.
Dreams [Sad] by Shrinky Frod: Fickle things.
Spaghetti [Slice of life] by Pump It Up: Silly fun!
Rain [Romance][Slice of life] by ADRNEL: Heralding the start of something new.
Melodic [Slice of life] by Fret: Listen.
Pancakes [Slice of life][Sex] by Shrinky Frod: They aren't just for eating. (This one does have sexual references and is the reason for the sex tag.)

Cover art by Silcy.

None of the entries have been edited/proofread prior to being published except for a quick read-through by me, so if you see a mistake, please let me know.

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WARNING: S5E3 episode synopsis spoilers! Also, this fic may or may not set expectations. You have been warned!


The ponies try to make Princess Twilight's castle feel more like home after finding out she's been avoiding it.


Cover art from the show. Edited by Izanagi and The Daring Cookie.

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Octopus Elvis tries to take over the world with his cephalopod superiority.


Please do not take this seriously. Anyone who does will be taken to court with Discord as judge, jury, and the lawyers on both sides.

Obviously, there's not much actually about Elvis Presley, so if you came here for that, sorry. Please make sure you have all belongings and exit through the door on the right.

"There had better be ponies in this story because they're Always on my mind (of course, I have a Suspicious mind) and I'm used to having My way. Don't be cruel, tell me where it's set: is it in Equestria, or In the ghetto, or even in Viva las Vegas, America? I guess Anyplace is paradise, or rather, I Can dream. That's all right, don't answer, you Devil in Disguise. I'm Counting on you to tie this into the MLP universe, so how about A little less conversation or I'll put on my Blue Suede Shoes and bust a nut in your Jailhouse rock. It's Now or never mate, and I hope you make the right decision." ~ThatWeatherstormChap

Written mostly by mah bro, with me adding some things, and edited by me, wdeleon, fluttershysone and EpicNinjaGamer.

Cover art by me.

Also, twentieth story! Yay!

(And yes, this part is longer than the whole description. Whatever.)

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Pinkie Pie is hired by Ponyville's local newspaper to write an advice column.

Don't worry, she knows what she's doing!


Also, a quick reminder that we are not yet accepting new questions. If you submit any, you run the risk of them being answered in many months. Currently enough questions for up to 24 weeks total (including already published columns).

Tagged random because I don't know what questions I'll be getting.

Edited by WinterPony, nomotog, spideremblembrony, and Darkswirl. Proofread by SirRage.

Cover art by xPesifeindx.

(Psst. Featured 9/14/15!)(And when I updated on 8/19/18, as I suspected.)

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Contains spoilers for Inspiration Manifestation!

After Twilight asks about the exact wording of the Inspiration Manifestation spell, Spike is somehow able to use it.

It's not as hectic as you may think.


Written for Equestria Daily's Writer's Training Grounds.

Edited by memphisgurl and RaylanKrios.

Tagged random due to humor, but not enough for the comedy tag.

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On advice from Luna, Celestia tries to talk to Cleverbot.

This will end well.

Cover art by TristanTreg.

Now with an audio reading by TheLivingLibrary!
Also a TV Tropes page (in progress)!

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Lunar Limbo is a cold place, made even colder with a being whose only purpose is to augment one’s negative emotions and one’s desires, who insists that Luna was right to try to take over.


Written for Nightmare Moon is best pony's contest and also entered into Luna is The Best Pony's contest.

EDIT: If I've mistagged this by adding "Drama," let me know.

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It has been more than five hundred years since Twilight first arrived by chariot on that life-changing day, and Princess Twilight Sparkle still resides in Ponyville at the Golden Oaks library. But with the deaths of her closest friends still weighing down on her, she makes a decision that not only affects her life, but the ponies around her.


Marked teen due to thematic elements.

Edited by retroman000 and Espeon_in_the_Morning and pre-read by Unoriginal and FLUTTERSHY2424.
Cover image by Neko-me. Previous cover art by AppleAlba.

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Applejack and Rainbow Dash want a child of their own, and they go to Twilight for help. However, she has somethings to say.

Art by mysticalpha.

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