"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

Words are coming.

I stare at souls

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

mostly insane.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Valar morghulis.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

A Day in the Life

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Ask-UnleashedTwilight.Tumblr.comAsk me anything!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Not a very clever writer. I like pie... I think that's it

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Big Mac is Watching

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Honestly I have no idea what to say here. Chat with me if you want to get to know me. I don't bite. Skype is co.al.fire, Discord C.A.Lovett #0142