I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP

Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

I'll never be as suave as I want to be.

Mission Objectives; Classified. This account belongs to two people, specify who you're talking to please.

Hi, this is The Coffee Mare! I am a young author who loves drawing, writing, and video games. I play the piano and live in Wisconsin, USA. MLP 4 LYF AND WHOVIAN TO THE CORE!

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

The Tomorrow King.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Captain Cutie on duty!

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.