BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Consume all the Turnips

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

To say I am a bitch would be an understatement, trust me.

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" —Bill Cosby

I'm quite mad. Like something right out of a Lewiss Carroll work.

A Texas-born Brony with many other interests - check out my non-pony work at www.themoiety.com

I'm a writer for all sorts of things, pony or otherwise. Like what you read? Follow me on Patreon!

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

I'm sorry to all of you.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

A guy in the frozen north.

Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I like to write fimfics. i recently discovered that. i will be posting stories whenever i think of them. i may be a bit random, but ADHD will do that to ya. :D

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Damn, I wish I could read.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Hi there, I can sort of write a little. And you're going to LOVE ME!!

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

I'm just a guy who likes to make stories and just so happens to like ponies as well. I also have a cool pair of shades. To me Luna is best pony.

I'm a mad man. I'm a man of honor. I'm a sociopath. I'm a brony. For all my conflictions, I'm pretty stable, though you'll probably call me insane. That's fine, I enjoy it. I'm just hear to write.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

[Insert witty pun or something here]

I like to write stories and shit. Mainly crossovers, but will most likely do other kinds of stories. Hope you enjoy.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫