Celestia, as the castle knows, as Equestria knows, is dating Discord. They, occasionally have a small fling every once in a while, but it just turns awkward afterwards. All of it, because of Celestia's inability to do it properly. Now, with a self-help tape, she plans to solve that. Unfortunately, Discord finds it and decides, unknowingly what it is, to switch it with a guide on how to cook a turkey.
Hopefully she uses butter instead of oil, otherwise that would just be weird.

How many alicorns does it take to take care of a living nightmare that was torn away from its host, a changeling, a shadow of a tyrant, and the spirit of chaos?

Evvidently, two, as Celestia and Luna will find out. Now with three of their most hated enemies, plus one reformed one, how will they take care of them?

After the other two immortals have humiliated themselves with stories, it's Luna's turn now. What mischievous story does she have cooked up for the audience?

This is the second part of Why Celestia has a rainbow mane. Now, Celestia gets a little payback by telling one of Discord's most embarrassing moment in his history.

Listen to how Discord tells you about how Celestia got her mane to look like a watercolor rainbow.

You've seen them rollin' the kids hatin' always trying to catch them riding dirty. Unfortunately, Jamarcus and his crew don't ride dirty... Not anymore atleast. So, telling his friends he's going to be gone for a while, he packs his things and heads to his ship.
A short time later, a malfunction in the engine, and a few beers later... He accidentally activates the warp drive in the middle of a wormhole. Now, his ship has yet again crashed on another planet, thankfully without some roommate to try and take it over.
Now, what will our English accented, alien, skin wearing friend be doing?

The wallmart Cheetos loving, psychotic, gun loving, Takagi ogling teenager is now in Equestria. So, now what?

Pinkie learns a new sentence and begins to use it, causing confusion in her wake.

This is the small story of, Solar Spot Pagefinder.

In Discord's unnatural parties, Pinkie finds a companion in the crowd. And he really knows how to dance.