You've seen them rollin' the kids hatin' always trying to catch them riding dirty. Unfortunately, Jamarcus and his crew don't ride dirty... Not anymore atleast. So, telling his friends he's going to be gone for a while, he packs his things and heads to his ship.
A short time later, a malfunction in the engine, and a few beers later... He accidentally activates the warp drive in the middle of a wormhole. Now, his ship has yet again crashed on another planet, thankfully without some roommate to try and take it over.
Now, what will our English accented, alien, skin wearing friend be doing?
Well, i think it's obvious. He;s going to look for a pony to do things to his balls.
lol
This story is freaking awesome!!! :D