Nigel Burke is a prescription drug addicted amateur surgeon, using surgeon in the loosest possible definition. Nigel lost the ability to move the right side of his body after a stroke, and his left side is scrambled at best. After ripping the heart out of a man in space and smacking a new one in as it floated away, Nigel returned to his boring desk job where he divided his time between throwing floppy disks at his co-workers, and playing Deep Dungeons of Doom.
However, that is soon about to change as Nigel finds a rainbow floppy disk at his desk. After managing to pick it up and insert it, he found a message from someone who called themselves, "Princess Celestia". This, Princess Celestia, told him that he was to be transported to the land of Equestria, where he would preform a kidney surgery on one, Prince Blueblood.
After popping a few downers, Nigel was transported to a world filled with magical talking ponies, although this wasn't all that uncommon for him. Now, Nigel must save the life of the Princess's nephew.
What have I done?
upvoted just for the concept. dis gon b gud.
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i get that a lot of fans hate blueblood, but this is just pointless cruelty.... but i like pointless cruelty..... but i like blueblood..... i´ll abstain.
2471830 I guess this is the first "gore" fic I've done, so I tried to put a nice spin on it.
This was brilliant, have a fave and an upvote!
2473038 Why thank you!
This is hilarious. Makes me think of the Amateur Surgeon flash games, minus the pizza cutter and zippo. An upvote for you!
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This story is actually based on a rather ridiculous game called Surgeon Simulator 2013, in which you do various surgeries. Usually rather poorly.
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Ahh. Is the game free? If so, is there any kind of download for it? Because that game seems right up my alley.
Sonauva bitch that was funny.
2476111 It's free online, but you can get the full version for six dollars I think on Steam.
Excellent.
didn't make me lol, but certainly brightened my mood and made me smile. good job
have a moustache
I liked it. Very much.
This is perfect
2919609 Why thank you!
This is so accurate. Watching let's plays of that game actually made me hurt myself laughing to the point that I had to pause. This was no different.
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methinks it's karma for Blueblood acting like a total (pick your favorite expletive)
and this is simply the universe getting its own back. well done and I can see Celestia
and Luna throwing a massive party in celebration.
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Good sir. I demand a sequel to this. It made me laugh so hard I choked on my breakfast.
My boy Nigel was about to castrate that boi