I am Nox, the strongest Xelor, or Time mage alive. Or rather, I became him. Like him, I lost my family, but unlike him THEY weren't taken from me, I was taken from them. I will find my home or I'll make a new one and change this world.
After Twilight was banished, she had traveled to a remote town outside of Equestria called Grazil. Now, she has found a way home. But it isn't the same as she once remembered. For example, where are her friends?
Chrysalis' home is taken over, her people enslaved, and her son severely wounded. She has only one option to save her son, and her kingdom - joining forces with her old enemy, Twilight Sparkle.
During a mass teleport spell gone wrong, six... well, heroes would be giving them too much credit. Six beings of differing abilities are brought into Equestria, not knowing why they are there, but that someone needs liberal buttkicking!
You see them saving Equestria. You watch them learning about friendship. You might even worship one as your immortal royal sun goddess. You think they're ponies just like you. You're wrong. Dead wrong!
"ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE! John Freeman shouted but they said back 'But we live here' now John Freeman felt sad because they were zombie goasts so they had nowhere to go so he shot them and killed them so they were not zombie goasts any longer."
When I saw that bit in the original I nearly fell out of chair, same with the "And the pants were dead" scene, jeezus
You know, if this is gonna be based off full life consequences, then it needs to be partially funny.
all of my wat
All hail Spike: savour of pones.
And my brain just burn out.
2598982 The thing is though the original seemed to be a serious attempt at making fanfiction which, at least to me made it so much funnier.
Aww, you left out my favourite part.
"ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE! John Freeman shouted but they said back 'But we live here' now John Freeman felt sad because they were zombie goasts so they had nowhere to go so he shot them and killed them so they were not zombie goasts any longer."
When I saw that bit in the original I nearly fell out of chair, same with the "And the pants were dead" scene, jeezus
2599922 I'll add those to the sequel which I'm writing right now.
BEST STORY EVER
Agora, acrescente um prologo em que Twilight termine de ler essa história louca escrita pelo seu queridinho assistente.
i have absolutely no idea what the flying jiminny fuck i just read
Oh I know what this is based off of. Haters are going to be flabbergasted when they find out.
Where is the "I MUST FACE FULL LIFE CONSECUENCES" or however the line was idontevenknowman
You R Genyous !!!!!!