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Dragon Heart


I'm a young man with autism, and I wouldn't call myself a fan of the show, let alone a brony. I like the show, but I mostly just humor the show for the sake of my friends and little sister.

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This story is a sequel to PonyHammer 40,000: Magic of War | Dark March


It was the sudden appearance of a Warp Storm at the Pandora System's outer edge that first caught the attention of the Equestrium, and not just the Equestrium. After hundreds of years under the neglectful watch of the Equestrial Guard, nearly every force in the galaxy would descend upon the planets of Pandora, bent only on domination and victory.

Three races had long dwelled in there: the Equestrial Guard, its supposed rulers, the Hog tribes of Pandora II, which the Guard had never successfully put down, and the Necronies, who had slept for untold millennia beneath Pandora III. Where the Discord Pony Marines came from, or how, none could say. Did the Warp Storm bring them... or did they bring the Warp Storm? Both appeared suddenly on Pandora IV and in an eye-blink half the system's Equestrial forces were gone; killed or claimed by the madness of Discord. In quick succession, the others herded to Pandora. The Pony Marines, the Equestrium's super-soldiers, descended on Pandora II, planning to finally cleanse the system both of the troublesome Hogs and the Discord Pony Marines, their sworn mortal enemies. The Dau appeared next, not far above, on one of the planet's moons. In the interests of protecting its ordered Empire from the effects of pony folly, the Dau came seeking to contain the Warp Storm and, in so doing, expanding their territory's border. On their moon they built a mighty fortress, and there forged a space cannon capable of interplanetary devastation. Among the wastes of Pandora III, the Necronies, perhaps awakened by the disruptive forces of the Warp Storm, slowly massed their lethal legions. In quick response, Webway Gates, long unused, flickered to life, and Eldeer poured forth, ready to battle their dark, death-dealing adversaries. Meanwhile, in the shadow of an ancient Portal Gate, the Dark Eldeer slipped stealthily out of the murky depths of the Webway. They would be like carrion birds, flying above the battlefield, and when all were weary from the fight, make the battlefield into a feasting ground. Last to arrive, and perhaps most to be feared, were the Fillies of Battle, holy mares and bearers of the God-Empress's faith. They had come to cleanse this system of corruption and filth. Their faith left them fanatical, unafraid of death and zealous in their cause. Nothing here was clean. All must be purged.

Now, war rages anew, and only the victorious may write their history. Only the victorious will claim the planets of Pandora.

(The Equestrial Guard. Canonical victors. Read it in the wiki.)

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Vane and his tactical incompetence... Who can lose a hundred Baneblades.

2456382 Only those so bald and foolish.:ajbemused:

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BALD AND FEWLISH TO HIDE IN MEHTUL BAWSKES AND LOSE 100 HEAVY BAWKSES

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BATTLE BRUVAS. TODAY IS THE DAY WE BECOME BALD AND FEWLISH.

Too much Alfa Legion.

2457663 Then we shall drink whole kegs of beer and look for... beches to fauk.

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I'll get the pimped out Titan.

2457677 And I'll get the Warp Dust!:pinkiecrazy:We gonna go out and drive battleships into planets!

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We have to save the Cactus farms!

2457697 I will force feed them to those sons of muthas!

Why no accent? Why?

The speech, as it should have been-



Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

Battle Shiblings!

Poneh Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Phoanexes,
as PONEH MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Emprass!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua battle shiblings are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes.

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters.

We are the poneh mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRASSES FUREH!

2466400 I'm pretty sure I would receive a sh*t-ton of flak for misspellings and grammar and whatnot. Besides, if you know how to say it, you should know how it goes.:twilightsmile:
But this is funny as hell what you typed up.:rainbowlaugh:I'm still trying to catch my breath after losing it from laughing so hard.

2471444 I'm glad you like it, mounfrei.:twilightsmile:

2472955 The Codex Astartes names this operation: Steel Rain.

so this is centered on imperial guard? YES! I still would have preferred Tau but the IG are my second favorite race in the game.

2490669 They are the canonical victors of the Soulstorm campaign. I'm glad you like it.

Unfortunately, because of this, there will be no METAL BAWXES for Carron to destroy.

2490698 Huh I though it was the Sisters of Battle that had the canonical victory

What! No METUHL BAWKSES!?

.......necronies

*squee*


That is all.

Yea that's actually the problem I'm having right now is that I'm playing necrons and I'm trying to hit the IG with everything I have but they just keep freakin coming faster then I can kill them.

Its a bloody nightmare watching zombie terminators die/get back up only to get swarmed by what looks like hundreds of humans that only have 10 working guns amongst them all...

Even though I know how this'll turn out I gotta give love to my favorite faction!

Nothin screams out scary and terrible unending war like sentient machines reawakening after eons of slumber to march on the living

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