Chatper 6: Tasty wheaties
Chatper 6!
(AN: STOP TALLING ME THE FIC NEEDS MOR HARSHWINNNY OK FINE SENCE U AKSED 4 IT I DOIT)
The next day I woke up on my exercise mat. I practiced some caber fencing and wing backflips. I did 30 crunches and 40 tail lifts and 50 mountain climbs and shot a biathlete. There were Games later so I put on my Equestria national costume and made sure my muscles glistered with sweat.
My mom wasn't there to make me breakfast so I beat up an earth pony and took his Wheaties. I was on the box. I ate a bowl full with extra sugar and teststosorone. Then I went to the Equestria international Games Comittee meeting to choose cities to inspect. Suddenly someone bumped into me.
"Bastard!" I shoulted angrily. I regretted saying it as soon as I looked up cause it was the most athletic mare I have ever seen. She had bulging muscules and a diminuitive sneer and a short cropped blond mane. She wore as many gold medals as me, minus one. She had taken off her purple sweater and her earrings and was wearing spandex showing off the contour of her ripped abdominals. Along with her muscles she had curved flanks and pony breasts. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw her. Except I didn't get an erection because that would have been sick and wrong.
"I'm so sorry" she said in a demure voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Miss Harshwhinnny, although most people call me Triplecorn these days." She complained.
"Oh yeah hi mom. Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I'm like a princesscorn except they princesscorn you twice and it takes away your wings and horn because you're so awesome you don't need them any more." she giggled.
"Me too because it's genetic!" I confessed. "Except I kept the wings and horn because I like them."
"Really?" Triplecorn whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Twilicorn came up behind me and told me she had a surprise for me so I went away with her.
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Dear Sir / Madam:
My name is Skywriter and I represent the legal counsel of General Mills, Inc. Your work of fiction "My Harshwhinnial", contains an unauthorized and irrevocably damaging use of our trademarked property, "Wheaties" (cereal). This blog comment will serve as a cease and desist request. We request that you cease development of this fic if you are unable to remove any materials that might contain reference to General Mills, Inc. products or related elements from this site and any site under your control and furthermore request you cease your unauthorized use of General Mills, Inc. trademarked properties.
Otherwise, great story!
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SHUT IT, YOU FASCIST BASTARD.
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Dear Skywriter:
This blog post will serve as a cease and desist request. We request that you stop calling us injurious names. Your continued use of derogatory monikers in reference to us is irrevocably damaging to our feels. We request that you immediately cease adding comments to this thread that make us all sad.
I'm confused. What happens if you keep princesscorning ponies? Does it just go back and forth like that or are their further tiers that we just haven't seen yet?
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I'd personally like to be repeatedly princesscorned.
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Ew. That sounds nasty.
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Hey there — Horizon's editor Baxil here. That's actually a really good question! I don't know if Horizon plans to cover it in the story but I'll start a thread in the HW forums to discuss it.
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hay NERD u has 2 rede my latstest A/N
HAHAAAA c u cant sue mi intrenet law now
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um iunno
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ok i guess u tlak their
I aim on chpter
56 i am sleppy so i ai go to bed nerd.2268410 I'm beginning to see why "The first time you see her" doesn't update more often.
ok i ben think an i sey medull shud buck al teh mars evun hes mom cuz i tink de pronz is deh bestest part oc teh fic k? U rit it 2 gud n i cum bek 2 chap 4 or 3 or 2 or sumtin to red it cuz medul is sper cooooooool n i wan b liek him n fukk twinit sprakl
HOW MAY BIATHLETES HAD TO BE SACRIFICED FOR PONY BREASTS oh hi
Oh, hi, mom.