Omega's Post-Humous Log

by The P Co

Getting some Answers

Omega blinked, he felt tired all of a sudden, as though he was forced to stay awake for many dozens of hours, suddenly the energy and mental organization came back full force, he stretched and looked around, the 12 ponies, dragon, and Xero were experiencing the same thing, P1 clapped really loudly to get their attention.

"Alright, and after almost 24 weeks, the questions are in." the archdeity announced happily.

"24 WEEKS?" everyone else said in shock.

"Well, the time passes differently, it's only been 24 hours in aging time, but 24 weeks in perceived time." P1 explained.

"So, the questions are in?" Omega and Xero asked at the same time.

"Yes, now to answer them, Gray, THE TRANSITION PLEASE!" P1 demanded, a curvaceous and voluptuous woman, her hair was long and straight, it flowed all the way down to her ass, she wore a thick, plush hoodie, gold outline designs breaking up the gray suede-like fabric, one sleeve was rolled up to show a gray star-burst symbol on her upper fore-arm, almost exactly like Twilight's except the main star was dark gray and the secondary stars were pink, she wore light gray short shorts that accentuated her rear and visible cutie marks on her wide, child-bearing hips, and red all-star low-tops on her feet, she looked like a mortal incarnation of a goddess of lust, just looking at her got the 4 males of the group hot under the collar, not to mention the heavy musk of both female and male pheromones.

She pulled a rope connected to the ceiling with expertise and seductive style.

<<Q&A transition>>

Nothing had changed, except the excessively attractive woman had transformed into a mare, her mane was still long, reaching down to an inch above the ground, her tail was long and moved to the side, the fore-arm cutie mark was still there, along with the ones on her flanks, she was still curvaceous and the half-lidded gaze she chronically had was even more seductive, she gave off an aura that smelled of estrus and semen.

P1 was unfazed by the fuck-toy that was now laying on his lap, sitting on his throne thingy and taking small note-like pieces of paper off of the extremely ruttable mare's back, he brought them to his field of vision.

"Alright, the several questions sent via Skype and Gmail will come first." the young archdeity announced, he showed no signs of change of behavious even with the proximity of his ponified lust-goddess servant laying on his crotch area.

"First, for Omega and Twilight, when are you 2 going to tie the knot?" the paper read itself.

"Right, that, I was hoping to do that sometime during or before Season 3." Omega revealed.

"And before anyviewer gets confused, we were all debriefed on the status of this event, we know we're from a TV show, we know about the fandom, and the stories, and we won't be remembering any of this come time for the next real chapter." Twilight explained to the people reading this.

"Also Omega, when, if ever, are you going to reveal your knowledge of the show's events?" the paper continued.

"I do not plan to ever reveal the show's events, P1 keeps the basic idea present, but the changes have, at this point, become so great that I'm not sure if it's even worth it, plus the whole thing with paradoxes and how knowing the future will drive the Mane 6 to try to change it to avoid bad means, even though they have good ends." Omega philosophized.

"To Scootaloo, I would think that my bro (not meaning brother like you call Omega, but meaning close friend) would know that there are a lot of stories that portray you as having RD as your big sister, what do you think?" a new paper came up.

"Uh huh, I know about those, and, while it would be cool for a while, the main reason why I prefer Omega over Rainbow Dash now is because Omega has much better interaction skills than Dash, and he would kill to defend me, Dash would threaten the offender, but I know she would never carry it out, she has a big, intimidating wall that, to anyone brave enough to attack, would crumble with ease, and plus, Omega is a good cook." Scootaloo answered in great length.

"To Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, how does it feel to know that Scootaloo can fly and stuff before either of you are strong enough to, say, do some magic or buck an apple tree? Also what's your opinion on the fact that Scoots has Equestria's only human as a big brother?" the second paper continued.

"Well, ah don't really mind it, ah mean, Scootaloo was so upset that she couldn't fly, but now she can, and me n' Sweetie haven't really been complainin' 'bout a lack of ability, we just want our cutie marks, then we can work on skills, and on the point of Omega bein' her brother? Uh, Sweetie you take this one." Applebloom answered.

"Omega and Scootaloo are happy, so we're happy for her, other than that, I guess it's kind of cool to live with and be protected by Equestria's only human." Sweetie finished.

"To Celestia, how does it feel to know that you FAILED, and that you lost your wings to the pony that your sister will now be teaching?" a third paper asked.

"Well, I will address the teaching thing in the story, for the failure thing, I'm over it, Chrysalis had cheat-codes, I was definately high enough level that I could have won without the aforementioned cheat-codes in play." Celestia said, sounding irritated.

"To Luna, what are your plans for Twilight, given S3's events?" the third paper continued.

"Well, I would teach her about the necessities of being able to stand your ground when communications break down, but Omega has that paved over and steel reinforced. As such, I'll teach her some different types of magic, including, as to be expected, the dark arts, which include things like various mancies including necromancy, it's counterpart cautamancy, advanced alteration of time and space, controlling minds, other forbidden magics like powerful destruction and healing, instantaneous disintegration, which is normally used for flattening areas, fun fact; a stray bolt of I.D. actually created ghastly gorge, reliable forms of self-levitation, making more durable and even natural magical wings, and eventually I'll even teach her the cheaty way for a temporarily infinite magical well that we princesses use in times of dire need." Luna went at lengths.

"To Cadance, how long were you down underneath Canterlot?" the third paper asked.

"About 1 and a half weeks, so, like, 10 days, it was terrible the first 3, but after that, it was bearable, they say the first 3 days are the hardest, I know a spell to turn the magi-crystals in the mines into food and water, but it took a lot of magic." Cadance revealed.

"Okay, next paper." P1 insisted, letting another paper float and read itself.

"To Shining, lol u wot m8, u didn't get laid wit dat alicorn of luv until AFTER u got muried? Das patetic." the paper read the butchering of the english/equish language.

"The only thing 'patetic' here is your IQ." Shining retorted.

"To Scoots, lulz ur a chi-" the paper exploded with the force of the universe, THE FORCE OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

"I am going to beat his fucking head in, then curb-stomp his body to death and drag him down to hell and super-glue his anus onto Satan's dick." P1 said, his tone was filled with the blood of a googolplex of in-discriminatory genocided creations.

"Did someone say my name?" a demonic, wrathful voice spoke.

"BEGOOOONE SATAAAAAAAN!" P1 shouted at the infernal prince of wrath.

"Come, brother, let's return to our domain." a sophisticated, prideful voice said.

"NOOOO, GO AWAY LUCIFER!" Satan bellowed.

"Brother..... NOW!!!" Lucifer commanded his wrathful brother, turning from bringer of light to raping you in the ass with light.

"Okay..." the red skinned beast complied, sinking down into a pentagram.

"Right, well, sorry for bothering you P1." Lucifer apologized.

"You were no bother, make sure your brother's chains are securely fastened to the wall, and make sure the wall is securely fastened to the rest of hell." P1 dismissed the apology from the infernal prince of pride.

"Right, I'll be off then." the pale haired hell-ruler farewelled, sinking down into his own pentagram.

"Okay, now that that is over, back to the questions, I'm just really angry at my 'friend' who thought it would be funny to not only butcher the english/equish language, but to attempt a chicken joke, I fucking hate those chicken jokes." P1 explained in frustration.

"To Spike, what'chu doin' boooooiiiiiii?" the new paper came up.

"Not much, Twilight doesn't really demand much, so I mainly go around town and find ways to pass the time." the young dragon responded.

"To Celestia, d-d-d-d-da-da-DAMUMUMUMUMMMNNN GUUUUURLLL YOU GOT FUCKED UP, you got fucked RIGHT UP." the paper continued.

"I did, we've been over this, stop bringing it up." the solar princess replied, agitated.

"To Xero, how's it been goin' on yer end man? Anythin' ya have ta tell? Is it heat season?" the paper was much calmer with this question.

"Well, first of all, fuck you, second, with the events on my end, everything is the same, even with Twilight and the Grudge removing Celestia's wings, nothing beyond the train-ride back to ponyville has been documented, plus, that was the last point at which I was conscious." Xero answered.

"Next, no, and last, no, but it would be interesting, Dash would be all over me, how could I say no?" Xero answered crudely, looking at Omega's RD and gesturing.

"Hey bucko, I'm not your marefriend." RD replied.

"No, no your not, but at this point in my story, you will be, and I'll get totally laid." Xero extrapolated, putting on a poor attempt at a pornography voice.

"BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS CHAPTER!" P1 bellowed, everyone turned to him.

"To Shining, how did you feel at the very moment you found out about your little sister's lack of a hymen?" the paper asked.

"Well, I was a bit shocked, even appalled, and I was more than a little angry at the one who did it before I got the full explanati-" he stopped, Gray had gently climbed onto his back, he had kept his composure while the act was happening, but now the heavily breathing, musky mare was straining herself to rub her crotch against his back, about 4 seconds into the act she convulsed and tensed.

"Nyaa~aah." she moaned softly and quietly, then she relaxed and laid there, exhausted, leaving a sizeable puddle of fluid to soak into her stomach area and the shocked stallion's back.

"Ugh, Gray? Really? Now?" P1 asked the depraved mare, levitating her off of Shining's back, she was sleeping now, her feminine legs hanging downwards, towel drying the light gray and putting her back onto his lap, and then showering the shocked stallion in alcohol, and then lit alcohol, and then bleach, and then water with bleach, and then just water, all this to assure him that he was clean.

"You can speak again." P1 assured.

"Did she just...?" Shining asked the archdeity.

"Yes, she does that sometimes, though usually to furniture, usually I have Shaun deal with her before I have visitors, but he's dealing with being Prince of Equestria." P1 explained.

"What do you mean, Prince of Equestria?" Twilight asked.

"Is he like that brutish Blueblood?" Rarity added

"Well, no, my multiverse is a whole bunch of tests on human interactions and thresholds, well, the best way to test those, I personally thought, was for a humanized Equestria, replacing one of the Mane 6 with a character of my own design, giving each of them different attitudes, personalities, backgrounds, strengths, and weaknesses, and seeing how they react to everything in the show." P1 explained "Shaun is one of them, going for a Captain America style thing, he was sickly and weak, his talent was very akin to running away, but then he got sky-rocketed to the peak of health, though before that even occured, he was a sexual deviant master, even shagging his world's Luna since he was 14 years old, all the way to his Iron Man Jericho Missile presentation that got one of his friends badly hurt and acquire the arc reactor, and led himself to escape and get his own power-up, he is 25 now and rules alongside his mate, Princess Luna." P1 continued.

"Gray here was similar, though instead of a Lunestia universe, it was just a clever thing with time and Nightmare spirit still being alive, so Luna was her size, but she was a major whore, sleeping with just about anyone, and she was shameless about it too, allowing Trixie to strip her in their first battle, only to force herself onto Trixie to satisfy her own needs, she got ponified for 3 days, and in that very short time went into heat, she often ponifies herself to easier satisfy her hormonal needs, as of now she is the only one of my pawns who stays on the company grounds, serving me in any way I demand, the poor thing is so racked with hormones, she will rub herself against anyone or anything and last less than 10 seconds, often exhausting her magical energy to cast 'weakness to orgasm' spells on herself." P1 explained.

"So depraved, it's pitiful." Omega's response to the long-ass explanation.

"Yeah, but it's kinda entertaining to watch her desperation, that's why I made her like that." P1 revealed.

"Why would you do that?" Cadance querried.

"I did it.... for.... the..... LULZ!!!" P1 had changed from a calm, king-like demeanor to a howling, cackling deviant of a madman, holding his stomach to accentuate his bellowing laughter, somehow his exhausted, lusty servant remained unconscious through the migraine-inducing noise.

"Right, back to the point of this chapter, again." P1 said, petting his unconscious servant.

"To The Mane 6 and Scootaloo, how does it feel being cyborgs?" a new paper asked.

"Well, I've been a cyborg the longest, I've got to say the only negative thing is getting used to the expanded thresholds, I mean, now I'm a lot more organized than before, I'm more fit, and I'm much more attractive than I already was." Twilight answered with pride.

"Ah know what yer sayin' Twi, I was a bit shocked to find out I was done with work by early evenin', usually it takes at least a day to finish mah work." AJ added.

"My suit's abilities were kinda emotionally empowering, being able to go at Mach 5 speed is an amazing and otherwise impossible feat." Dash answered.

"When I was flying to Cloudsdale after my infusion, I didn't even have to stop for a breather, it was nice to have strength after realizing my weakness." Fluttershy piped up.

"I can party even HARDER than I could before, and I could party very hard before." Pinkie liltily replied.

"My magical capacity was greatly expanded and my mind was more organized and had a greater fortitude, I am able to fulfill more orders for my clients in a much faster time." Rarity chimed.

"I trusted my bro to help me, and he did not disappoint, I was able to get a lot more wing strength with little extra hassle like 'feeling the burn' or being exhausted the next day, it was great, and I'm a lot stronger in not only the rest of my body, but my brain is stronger too." Scootaloo answered, gesturing to herself throughout her answer.

"To Omega, I heard a theory from P1, about soldiers at war and aging, and I was wondering if he was going to incorporate that into the story." the latest paper asked.

"Yes, I know that theory, for a soldier, every 1 year at war is 10 years mentally, I know it, I feel it, I may only be 26, but being a soldier in black ops warfare for 3 years and being in Equestria for 1, I feel like I'm 53, which is more than twice my age, but it has been melting away with the influence ON me from being here, and making it successfully in Equestria." Omega extrapolated.

"To Xero, so, I get that the 'plane of reality transition' things we get before you and Omega talk, are actually changing the view to a different plane of reality, but why is Omega able to talk to you on that different plane of reality?" the paper asked.

"Well, here's the run-down, basically, before the death thing that landed us in Equestria, we were forced into a tight friendship, one forged from the fires of battle, we were eachother's only hope at survival, after I mellowed out and stopped hating Omega for his generally relaxed attitude and ability to go from discipline to delinquent and vice-versa at will, we grew even closer, so we really value our conversation times, no matter how limited they may be, to answer the actual question though, I have no fucking idea, it's magic, though, so I don't have to explain shit." Xero responded.

"Right, so, that's all for the questions from my friends on Skype and Gmail, now to the questions in the comment section." P1 reined everything in.

"Dear Omega, what would you do if it turned out Twilight was actually a changeling who didn't even know she was actually a changeling? And in addition to Twilight being a changeling, you had no idea if Twi was real or if she was a persona created by the changeling, thus she had never even existed. (Overused story ideas, yay!)." the paper read.

"I would freak out for a few seconds, but I love her for who she is, if Twi being Twi is the truth, I would love her regardless if she was a pony or actually a changeling, the second thing, I would try to confirm that Twi was the changeling's real persona, or if it was all an act, if it was real, I would still love her, she's already from a different species, being another different species won't change my feeling, if she was all an act, though, I would break the changeling into very small pieces, piss on the pieces, then set it on fire, I HATE being lied to, and before you think I'm a hypocrite for lying to the ponies about knowing about them and the show, I'm not lying, they just haven't asked me, I would tell them the truth if they would ask, and lastly, is that an overused story idea?" Omega answered, looking at P1 for an answer to his own question.

"I have no idea, then again, I don't really check the popular shit often, so I have no idea, but according to this guy, it is, so, I guess it is, I don't have any motivation to check it myself." P1 replied.

"Okay, I see, well, is that it?" Omega asked his own question.

"No, hold on, I missed one from Skype." P1 said, bringing up another paper and letting it float.

"To Ditzy, lol why u ditzy and not derpy?" the paper read itself.

"Well, P1 said it's because until, in the canon MLP:FiM show, that I myself confirm my name, it's still okay to call me either Ditzy Doo or Derpy Hooves, the fact that Rainbow Dash called me Derpy could simply be that she thinks that that's my name, when it could very well be Ditzy or even something else entirely." the wall-eyed pegasus explained.

"Well, sudden transition since I haven't gotten any more questions." P1 announced, activating the transition,

<<transition of space and time itself>>

Omega woke up in his town-house bed, his little sister sleeping on a little cloud laying on the bed, he looked around, he felt strange.

He felt like something happened, but he couldn't remember.

"Oh yeah, I saved everypony from the changelings at the wedding, and Twilight will be learning under Princess Luna from now on." he whispered to himself, his concern dissipated instantly, he laid back down to sleep.

A field of sand-tan colored magic lifted the blankets up to his neck, Omega was already asleep when this happened.

"Good night, my pawn, and goodnight, Scoots." a whisper came.

The voice was odd, the base of it was like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris, it had a mix of Russian and Australian accents, with grammar like an Englishman and a Germanman, it was gentle, fatherly, and comforting.

*drip, drip, drip*

"Ugh, Gray, really? Right now? *sigh* I'll have to get Shaun to rut you silly." the voice criticised, a dim flash of sand-tan magic occured, and nothing was there.

Not even a scuff on the floor from the red and white all-star low-top sneakers.

Author's Note:

So, yeah, I only got 1 question from you fimfiction guys, and several from my friends on Skype and Gmail, so the chapter could have been a lot longer, but the polls are closed.

See you all next chapter for the start of S3.

I <3 you all, byeeee.

P1: sorry if I made it painfully clear that my servant is coitus-ly obsessed, I keep her around because of that specific reason, it's funny to watch her writhe in desperation.

Comments

[javik14]

Can't wait for next chapter