A seemingly normal day for Twilight takes a very eventful change as she becomes accepted into the 'The Black Hoof', a group feared for the unconventional methods into public humiliations, taking revenge on behalf of others...
With pies.
Twilight, an 'assassin'?
Facehoofing ensues.
First ever fic and thank you all for the support! Revisions of it will be done at some point: looking back... it needs it.
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This is gonna be good, and since Over a Barrel we all know that throwing pies at someone is apparently serious business in Equestria.
Personally after the last episode I could imagine Rainbow Dash using the cake brotherhood to get revenge on Pinkie Pie for drinking all the cider before she could get any.
Don't listen to them twilight! The cake is a lie!
this is good
you have my stars
let me guess, the final contract is
I only wonder who's gonna be the 'night mother'. From the name it should be Luna but since this dark brotherhood is more about professional humiliation I can see Discord or another Draconequus doing that.
Also I'd love to see who fulfills Cicero's role.
*claps* absolutely flabbergashted *claps*
Can't wait for the first contract. Also Twilight worries too much, for all we know Trollestia could have founded the cake brotherhood herself
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Thanks for the comments! There will be a shorter *cough* (possibly, maybe) *cough* chapter next where the target shall be announced! I has something planned for Trollestia...
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Oh, erm. HOW DID THOSE NOTES GET THERE?
Erm. Well. EDIT! Thank you!
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Oh, erm. HOW DID THOSE NOTES GET THERE?
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Erm. Well. EDIT! Thank you!
You didn't see anything...
196615 I didn't see what?
Haha, sorry I can only count in snooker tables!
You clever nugget.
Wanted to announce target quickly and get it out the way, congrats to Valsion for guessing the 'Night Mother' role.
YES, I KNEW IT!
Pinkie Pie really has some explaining to do now. Also I can't think of a better target than the royal pain in the ass.
fantastic
I Pinkie swear the contract will be in the next chapter, there will also be far less chapters between each one!
PINKIE SWEAR!
Thanks for all the support!
Now I'm wondering what the royal guards would say to Twilight after she advances through this storyline... "Psst. I know who you are. Hail Discord."
Then again, anyone saying "Hail Discord" would be really weird. Maybe just "Hail The Black Hoof"?
I can imagine Discord loving the hell out of a pranking dark brotherhood. Also while I was reading this I thougt that this story could also work with the thieves guild plus the nightinggales and Luna. I can even think of a reason why Luna would become guardian deity of criminals, the main reason why she turned into Nightmare Moon was that nopony would stay awake to enjoy her night. So, who were probably the only ponies that would be active during the night? Thieves of course, so the princess of the night decided to reward them for nocturnal carreer choice by protecting them and having her guards 'look the other way' occasionally.
great
Ah, 3AM here in the UK. Worth it. Need a flutteryawn emote.
- That'll do.
Thanks for everypony's continued support! Rate, comment, etc...
Is anypony interested in having a Spike contract chapter? I'll be sure to Metal Gear it up.
♫♥I look forward to reading what happens next in your story♥♪
"Le Sigh"
I don't know if you know where I got this from, but The Yogscast are amazing.
Also,
169534 THE CAKE IS NOT A LIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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I AM DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T, AND I HAVE THE BALLS!
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I AM DAVETTE! YOGNAU(GH)T! But I'm not a guy.
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DAVINA!
Also, you may have given me the idea of dropping in a ton of Youtube celeb and gaming references, thanks!
And if nopony gets them then I simply sound like an idiot!
However, that has probably already been accomplished...
255751 Now I feel special, by helping you with your story! But, you have to put in an AAAAAAAAAAWHHHH!
If you don't.... You don't wanna know what shit will go down.
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I now really want to include two ponies named Simon & Lewis!
I SHALL COMPLY!
After reading Cupcakes, that face terrifies me.
255859 YES, DO IT!!! Or at least Honeydew and Xephos. Buck, they need yogscast emoticons.
Ahah,
:DDDDDDD
Be sure to have an arrow in the knee joke in there. Otherwise.....
LOLjks, but be careful.
'Awesome!'
Oh Applejack is so gonna savor the new contract.
I love this whole set up, it's Pinkie and Discord approved plus sneaking and pies! I don't know if you plan to write anymore in this world or not but I'd read it in a heart beat.
just as a warning:
(or did you do this on purpose?)
"Spike briskly pooped his head from the book to greet Twilight, scrunching her hair into a towel."
might want to fix the problem in there, just saying
apart from that your doing an amazing job with this.
YAY! More Yogscast references!
And you were more obvious with it this time: The adventures of Honeydew and Xephos: Return to the Yogcave.
Shadow of Israphel. XD
I announce this to be the Best Fic Ever!
276644 That is the: Best. Possible. Mistake. Thanks for pointing that out!
277062 Thank you so much! I'm loving the love out of all this love... or something that makes sense.
Hopefully I'll do a mix of subtle and obvious references! You-tubers and games are the two things I know.
Wondering if anyone got the PS3 game reference...?
Not exactly that well-known, but still...
Thanks everypony!
277875 Awh, don't worry it makes sense!
Eeeyup!
Hmmmm.... I'll have to look a bit more closely next time I read!
It's okay, it's a great story
with really awesome references, and so I want to read it! Especially with a name like that. And the portal cake. 
Cake is not a lie anymore.
Hey there everypony! Part one of (what I think will be) three for the second contract.
I felt this needed to be done as Mass Effect 3 comes out Friday for the UK, so if I appear slightly dead, then pray for Shepard's soul as he has me controlling him.
Anyway, thanks for all the continued support, look forward to some espionage, sabotage and if I can, a bit of Austin Powers.
Remember: every time you click like, Shepard kills a reaper.
Awwwww yeaaaaaah, time to kick some flank secret agent style!
303018 Austin Powers, Yogscast and The Elder Scrolls?
BEST FIC EVER!
(I know I already said it, but whatever, it's amazing
)
I found a few mistakes, but I don't really mind because it's such a great fic and I don't remember them!
5/5
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AHH! Perfectionism drives taking over!
Scratch that, sleep drives are dominant. I'll have a check tomorrow. For now I need a cup of tea and a pillow.
Thanks once again for the inspiring comments!
Hey there! Another chapter for y'all!
you all!
I could use some feedback on the new cover-pic for the story, in all of it's well-edited glory, so visit my blog for that if you've got any suggestions or better ones! Thanks for any likes, comments, tracks, etc! I
Apparently you Americanskis missed out on this deleted scene from Austin powers?
If anyone is interested in Scruffy.
Cool pic.
Oh geeze, Flim and Flam enter early...this can only end well! Can't wait to see how they'll wiggle out of this, especially if it involves more hypnosis from Twilight lol.
As far as the new pic goes, in all honesty I love it. I can totally see Pinkie having just found that somewhere and then having made the edits herself, and that got a chuckle out of me. I'd say it works well for what you're doing in this story.
Sorry, but a joyride in this vehicle is strictly prohibited, no matter how much you want it.
Have I mentioned how much I love Fancypants? I demand an emoticon.
Anyway, aren't last stands great? I very much underestimated how long this contract as a whole would be, next up: infiltration and sabotage. Possibly in two separate chapters.
*Generic thank you message here*
Thank you all for any support you give the story, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. That sounds cliché, but when Fancypants is involved I couldn't be happier. Especially when he's driving a two-story tank drunk.
Also, I'm very slowly working on a new story of a self-insert. Its me, captured and tested on by the ponies of Equestria- same old, same old. Automatically, that puts off a lot of people, stories involving humans, but I'm really loving how insane it makes me sound. So if ya'll are interested in that for some reason, ah'd appreciate a watch button click!
*cough* I mean: posh, English accent- not Applejack.
Again: likes, faves make me feel warm and fuzzy. Thanks for sticking it out through another chapter!
Argh! The words just keep piling up! I prefer short chapters in stories but contract II has so many parts that I needed an interlude for them getting home.
Drunk Fancypants is best Fancypants.
And I apparently live off Twilight's suffering. 
I'm also playing around with the idea of Princess Candence's wedding being 'interrupted' by my minions. I don't know, we'll see. Would make a great addition to the finale.
Thanks everypony!
394713 Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
Once again,
I DUB THEE TALE THE GREATEST TALE EVER!
Damn, there isn't a Luna emoticon.
FLANKS!
Now that I have your attention, I could do with a pre-reader for my HIE test subject story that is making slow progress. Anypony interested should tell me in the comments, they'll also be able to pre-read this story if they want. The only way I would be able to further communicate with you after that though would be through Steam, PSN or my barely used Skype account.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. What are you talking about it's been five chapters and the second contract still hasn't ended? No, I will not just make longer chapters! Ok, I'll try, I Pinkie promise it will end next chapter.
Just so you know, guys and gals, I do welcome feedback! I'm feeling as though I'm missing out details, so constructive criticism is appreciated, as well as random comments! I try to keep my own comment spam to a minimum but I can't help myself.
I'm totally pro-box.
...if Rainbow Dash goes "Applejack? Applejack! Applejaaaaaaaaaack!!!" in the future, I'm leaving.
427580 Boxxy wins.
This fanfic is so epic, it's rated:
Thank you for writing this story.
I
it!
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What about minor guard dialogue resembling implied reference?
Nah, I only plan on touching upon references and then leaving them alone (mostly) forever.
*Note to self: avoid Metal Gear, overused*
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That is A LOT of moustaches!
Thank YOU for following it for so long, I can only hope my other stories will get such brilliant fans!