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I was all excited, until I saw Blueblood. I'll still read it though!
Well....that was gross.
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I specifically outlined what the story contained at the very top of the text...
2153677 yeah....I, I know....damn this is awkward.
Hey schmaltz.
Care to link the reddit thread for a lazy fuck like me?
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http://www.fimfiction.net/group/12/clopfics/thread/11871/nostalgia-schmaltzs-clopscene-request-thread
Shining Armor's such a size queen. Does that mean he outranks Princess Cadance?
No lube? That's gotta hurt like a bitch. I'm amazed Shining Armor is able to concentrate.
I imagine the rest of this scene playing out while this song plays in the background.
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I'll be honest. This part felt a little rushed. I would've liked some speculation on Twilight's part. Maybe she hears Shining Armor and thinks he with Cadance. She doesn't want to spy on her brother, so she turns to leave, but stops when she hears another stallions voice. That brings her back.
Nice use of alicorn wingboners. Twilight's going to be going "pomf" a lot more often from now on...
Twilight obviously prefers the seclusion of the bathroom when she clops. She's just going to rub one out while thinking about her brother having steamy gay sex.
So, no change then?
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How white is he?
He's so white, he can't jump.
He's so white, he uses flour as a bronzer.
He's so white, when he first heard the song ‘Baby Got Back,’ he wondered where Baby had gotten back from.
Don't be afraid to crack open the old "dirty thesaurus" every now and then. Instead of repeating the word "seed," there are a myriad of other options at your disposal to describe copious amounts of male reproductive material. For example:
pecker spit, baby batter, love butter, liquid pearls, splooge, jizz, jism, cum, salty yogurt, stud root extract, guppy glue, cock snot, tockley tapioca, etc...
I don't know why, but I've always found the emasculating taunts directed at a male character to be highly arousing. Needless to say, I loved it whenever Cadance treats Shining Armor like shit.
He's so willing to please her, that I eventually started to feel a little sorry for him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Blueblood inside Shining Armor? I think the only stallion bucking Cadance at this moment is her husband.
I've got to say, I wasn't as big a fan of the "cum-inflation" scenes as I thought I'd be. They were alright, but felt slightly out of place in this story.
I feel bad for Shining Armor. He needs more positive reinforcement in his life. Maybe Twilight could fill that gap...
What a bitch.
I thought it was an excellent story overall. Another triumph from the multifaceted Nostalgia Schmaltz!
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I wasn't exactly trying to put a lot of effort into it.
And Blueblood's rough thrusts are assisting Shining Armor's!
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To produce clop of this quality, while only expending the minimum amount of effort, is quite impressive.
Thanks again or the awesome read!
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I meant the Twilight part. It pretty much does apply to the rest of the story though; I wasn't really thinking very hard about the storyline, just mashing my keyboard and churning out clop.
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Keep mashing and churning, my friend! You're quite good at it!
You get a thumb for putting happens in relative detail at the top of the chapter, instead of having me read through it and hope. The first chapter doesn't float my boat but I'll be looking out for others.
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Don't worry; up next is some more vanilla stuff.
Yeaaa!!!!!!!
That was hawt.
Don't know why the scene with Twilight was in there since it didn't really go anywhere and nothing really happened because of it. Dat wingboner though. That marks my first fic where the new Alicorn Twilight was in it.
I enjoyed the submissive Shining and the talk down he got throughout the fic a lot more than I thought I would. Didn't care much for the cum inflation, but it was rather minimal so it didn't bug me.
Overall a hawt clop!
~Have a good one.
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'Tis what the requester wanted. What I didn't know is that he wanted more of it than what I gave him.
Warning: FOURTH WALL BREACHED! *Cowers in bunker*
Twilight has broken the fourth wall, I repeat, Twilight has broken the fourth wall. TO THE BUNKERS AND FALLOUT SHELTERS!
You know, if you didn't like my idea you didn't have to do it But I thank you none the less for going through with it
Breaking News: Twilight Sparkle, a unicorn from the popular TV show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has broken the fourth wall. Please get to your bunkers as we have already lost London, Paris, Barcelona, Sydney & New York. The cities were destroyed in a matter of 12.8362946 seconds and its only gonna get worse. See what happens when a cartoon character breaks the fourth wall.
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Where exactly did I say I didn't like it?
2163773 Twilight blinked a bit in surprise, before sighing softly. "I've heard of clopfics with bad plots, but this is just ridiculous." she groaned, before turning and heading back into her house. "C'mon you two, let's get this over with." she added, before the two eager stallions followed her inside, heading up to her bedroom with her.
That part, right there.
can I please get a link to the request page?
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These are clop-scene requests; They're not supposed to have good plots.
The whole reason I choose a specific request is that it appeals to me or sounds good to me. :P
2163929 Oh . . . um . . . well then. Oh look a distraction
Oh. Hell. Yeah.
2161519 Ah, I see.
~Have a good one.
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Personally I thought that was the best part of the whole story. Clop was great but you can never beat a good laugh.
The meta-humor, it burns! Nice clop, though.
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One: OH SHIT FORTH WALL BREACHED!!!
Two: Bucking amazing!!!!
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I don't see a German City there. We're good. WE SHALL EMERGE UNSCATHED! (Berlin is pancaked) ...well, bugger.
Hot! Really enjoying this!
I...uh...
I don't know exactly what to say, to be honest.
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Wonderful.
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Hmph. Wish she would come and destroy MY hometown. Nothing interesting ever happens here.
Also, hawt.
Get turned into a giant? Have sex with buildings.
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I don't even.
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O rly?
Such 'interesting' request stories..
I'll just hold out for the normal stuff Schmaltz =P
I for one would prefer more growth fics than Blueblood X Shining Armor inflation. But hell I guess I'm the minority.
Here's an idea
Macro Big Mac x Macro Cheerlee. Anthro of course. .
Heh, not bad. Submissive Shining is pretty damn hot. Blueblood wasn't bad either, with the way he was encouraging him. Cadance was a total bitch, though.
The depiction of cum-filling was rather pointlessly unrealistic; that did nothing for me. And the size of the testicles has very little to do with ejaculate volume. Most semen production is done by the prostate and the seminal glands. As a result, it's totally possible for a castrated male to ejaculate at near-full volume. Actually, that's something I'd like to see in a fic, if only for the dumb comments it would generate about how it's supposedly impossible for a gelding to cum. ...And I've gone completely off-topic.
Anyway, I liked this chapter.
note to self: Don't read clopfics in public library.
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It's a clopfic, therefor, porn logic. Bigger balls = more cum.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/85366/3/nostalgia-schmaltzs-requests--round-4/pinkiezilla-pinkie-solo#comment/2185787
DOO EET SCHMALTZ
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O rly? (Razes your Town hall) Now, what are your other two wishes?
I need to find a couple and do this.
But the last chapter had five orgasms!
for all that warning there was a surprising/disappointing lack about of submissive shining.....