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Nostalgia Schmaltz


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Oh GOD this is gonna be hot...

Schmaltz, I love you. Never change.

Do one of her with a follow up from Spike.

Err... with a bear? :twilightoops: That's... um...
Excuse me while I slowly walk away to save the last remains of my sanity.

2526833
Well yeah. Goodall REALLY loves animals, you know? :trollestia:

In the third (and probably final) installation

There's three words here that don't belong.:ajbemused: We need MOAR!:flutterrage:

Damn, I'm surprised she did not die but shit I would be lying if I said that was not some very, very hot sex:pinkiehappy: Loved every second and Fluttershy clopping was amazing, you made my entire day and I'm having a good one so far thank you, seriously:twilightsheepish:

caught in everfree by timberwolves:twilightsmile:

There's gotta be a reason that I haven't riffed these. And as long as Bronystories doesn't start requesting it, it's gonna stay that way.

My line of thinking went from "that's hot" through "this isn't anatomically possible" to "she should be be in great pain, bleeding profusely and risking death by doing this".

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Pfft, get out of here with your "logic" and "anatomy". :coolphoto:

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"Methinks thou doeth protest too much." :coolphoto:

If you really didn't want to riff them, you'd keep quiet about it. :trixieshiftright:

I'm going to scold you in the comments to make myself feel better about fav'ing and liking this story.

*scold*

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Ooh, yeah, scold this naughty author! :duck:

what the fuck is wrong with me

The fuck did you just wrote.......

The fuck did I just read......

The fuck did I liked it?

The fuck do I want moar?

Why did I read this?

Is it my morbid curiosity?

I've followed all these stories and I liked them all. :pinkiehappy:

2528431 I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. :moustache:

Excellent addition, next should be Twilight's Owl. I mean if you have time that is.

I am somewhat uncomfortable with the fact that I was looking forward to this. I think this might have been the best one yet though.

Bravo Zulu

(sigh) First a sink then a hotdog and now a bear!?

Schmaltz stop giving me fetishes:ajbemused:
I didn't sign up for this.

Please for the love of god write more of these. I know that the number 3 marks the end for most series but this is FUCKING GOLD! There are multiple possibilities and undignafied pairings for this unconvintional mare but that's what makes it so appealing. Again please continue this series!!!

You!

You're good people, friend. Good, good people.:duck:

Comment posted by Seto Kaiba deleted Oct 9th, 2013

I must thank you for using the bear for this story and not a gorilla (which would have been doubly hilarious), since as I recently found out, a male gorilla has a one-inch penis.

Meanwhile, an armadillo's penis a third the length of it's body.

The more you know, eh?

Manny Roar could be next.

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What's wrong with you is exactly what's wrong with the rest of us for reading this amazing piece of art. What that is exactly, I don't know.

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