Lookin' good. Please tell me Spike gets laid too...

Yay for comments!

@Clonetrooperkev: Awwww! That's awesome! I can just imagine Pinkie singing that in a French arthouse cafe, dressed in tight black jeans and a knitted black turtleneck and beret, with a cigarette hanging from her mouth, crooning into the mic. Oh dammit, plot bunnies!

@ Marshmellowsundae: Additional pairings are always welcome, although I'm trying to work it out in my head so it's not so squicky. But given the stuff that goes on in there, I can't make any promises...

Very good, however there must be a better term for liquid magic than "alicorn" but great job writing that in as a major plot point.

only notice[\i] her, want

Everything after that is in italics. Sorry.

"Wait, what? But aren't they first cousins?"
"I guess they don't mind that sort of thing out here," Twilight shrugged...

Reminds me of the Weird Al song "A Complicated Song":

♫♪How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?