The Cutie Mark Crusaders have been invited to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle and Rarity's family. Soon they'll find out that Applejack is not the only one with a secret stash of their new favourite drink. After their previous experience with hard cider, the three fillies are pretty sure they can handle anything. What could possibly go wrong?
In case you didn't know, I wrote this entire thing while drunk. Expect shenanigans.
Reading the first Cutie Mark Crusader Alcoholics is not required. This story is completely stand-alone. Though it does reference the events of the previous story.
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So, here's the new one people kept asking for.
Honestly, things get real crazy, real fast, later in the story for very little reason.
I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this...
Though I suspect is was something along the lines of "Mmm, more cider."
FUCKIN YAY!
...dafuq? I have no idea what I just read. I laughed a lot, but I'm still unsure where you got all that. Princess Bride and Red vs Blue and Back to the Future and probably a couple others I'm missing...
Also, now I know why you were cast as Duke Zaap Nator, you filly killer.
1814885 Awesome avatar/profile pic.
Dude, you are now one of my favorite crack-fic madcap writers. I swear that every five seconds I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish my coffee for fear of nasal ejection... Hell, man. Props.
You sir, have broken my lungs.
Oh God....Here we go again....
This part absolutely killed me.
Also, poor Scoots, you put her through so much, but she's drunk so it's okay!
-Minty
Glad to see that there aren't any people who are all like "I disapprove of this story! also I hate toilets and my favorite pony is Twist!"
Well I read it.... The first 2/3rds of it were hilarious but after that...
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still funny though
Also, References....References everywhere!
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"WTF did I just read?" Is exactly the reaction I had, and I wrote the damn thing!
Was I the only one humming to theme music during the chase at the end? I think I caught all the pop references.
I have to remind myself that 
is the best pony sometimes.
For the record, I love Sooctaloo.
Awesome work by the way!
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Seconded, what the hell was that?
...now for another sequel where they break out of the time loop.
waot whjat
It's like groundhog day, for Applebloom. Only she doesn't remember what was going on. Also, I'd suggest you add the gore tag, just because that kinda caught me off guard and really kinda unnerved me, even if it is cartoonish I avoid gore for two reasons. 1) I don't really like it and 2) It's kind of a trigger for me. So I'll be off, over here, doing something to take my mind off of the gore.
But otherwise I liked it. Thumbs up.
Damn, the part with Luna I was not expecting.
But I still loved it.
time travelling...seems legit C:
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Uh thanks... I guess
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MY MIND! You blows it up! XD i feel bad for Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo. The Back to the future crossover really threw me through a loop XD
RIP
Scootaloo
Sweetie Bell
Doc
And Joes Doughnuts shop
It proved way to fitting for me.
"“So d’ya think Scootaloo is okay? What with that strange stallion and all.” Applebloom asked as the other two crusaders calmly crossed another intersection, walking at a relaxed pace in the general direction Scootaloo had run off in." Well, that was the only mistake I saw, yet you were still drunk while you wrote it. Good for you, sir!
*skips over the comments to avoid spoliers* *sees Jackie Chan* *laughs at photo and moves on* This will be great. If it's anything like the first one I can't wait to read it. In my RL for now!!!
Signed,
Kylar L. Soza
Ambrosia M. Firehoof
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I hope you enjoy it!
I know I enjoyed writing it.
1844426 I can imagine. Drunken stories...they ARE THE BEST stories!!! I've wrote a couple of 'em, but I'm not very good at them. *chuckles* Anywho, can't wait to read this like I said.
Signed,
Kylar L. Soza
Ambrosia M. Firehoof
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I see what you did there. Hehe, silly Narnia.
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Something about a lion and a witch.
Believe it or not, you're the first person to catch that. Or at least the first to comment on it.
1847356 Yeah. I caught that and damn near pissed myself. Too bad I'm not drunk to enjoy a drunken art piece like this properly. Oh well. *sighs* Good times, good times.
Ha! Back to the Future too. LAWLZ!!! Nicely done. Great story.
signed,
Kylar L. Soza
Ambrosia M. Firehoof
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Thanks!
I'm really glad you liked it.
1847524 What's not to like? That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.
You know, most writers like to end their stories with some level of closure. Not you. You're a true rebel.
So there's some odd continued existence paradox with Apple Bloom there?
I'm sorry, that end really bugs me. Also, why did she kill herself like that? Doesn't seem necessary. She should've knocked herself out!
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She was drunk, I was drunk, really you can just blame the ending on alcohol in general.
Also, time loops are fun!
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A lot of my early work was written while intoxicated, but it never ended up like that.
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Well, I'm also insane. So there's that...
If Applebloom is going to do it over and over again, didn't she get tired of it? In form of physically exhaustion. Wouldn't that change the story, if she takes a nap or something like that?
Maybe some place for a sequel?
Geeenius! You really are good writer when you pull out all the stops. I should really read your sober works sometime.
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
I recently was having massive writers block for my other story Mare of War, so it hasn't updated in a very long time.
I should be back on track now though, so don't let the 'last updated' date put you off.
Even if you don't read it, I'm glad you enjoyed this story. I'll probably do more drunken writing in the future at some point.
We'll see...
Were you Drunk when yah made this story?
After all the first was made while booze was in mind..... your mind I mean....
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Of course.
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Of course it is! Drunk writing is best writing!!
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That was amazingly horrifying. Maybe when I get drunk I shoul try writing fanfis
What are you think of while drunk?
- Spaceballs reference? ;)
Also, the Scootaloo's cult part totally blew my mind
I realize I'm trying to make sense of a story wrote while drunk, but if Applebloom killed her past self wouldn't present Applebloom be dead too?
But other thatn that I found it extremely funny. I would have ROFL'd if I wasn't laying in bed. I guess I was LIBL'ing.
Holy fuck that was a dark ending.
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Time's probably more like a tree than a line. So future Applebloom would've traveled back, but gone down a different path. Maybe.
Or maybe she's just drunk.