• Member Since 18th Jul, 2012
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apple short


I'm me.

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Oh boy. Here we go.

I'll get my umbrella.

Wow. This is horrendously terribly awfully traumatically badly funny already. I'll give it a review later.

INB4 ALL THE HATERS ARRIVE

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At first I thought this story was going to be about sex with inanimate objects when the title mentioned a tree and had a sex tag.

And he trotted over to her and ran his fingers in her Tail and licked her eyelashes and she orgasmed and became calm.

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I read the description, and halfway through I said out loud, "Who the hell is Willis?"

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And deescalated quickly.

1740279 I've actually been here longer than you. Unless you weren't referring to the website in general.

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I was referring to you reading Apple Short's stories. If you haven't heard of Willis, then you must be new to his stories.

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I am sorry but the escelators are of disorder when Willis is what of the story they are stopped like a rock.

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what.
what?
*brain starts pouring out eafjidsfjiasfhisahdfasnjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1740324 I wasn't even going to read it. I'm still trying to remember how I got here.

1740235
HEY, THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE!

Though seriously, who would--
"by apple short"
...

i'LL WAIT FOR your tree!

Spikey wikey not now I am fashion waiting

What the hell does that mean?

1750663 It means she is waiting but with a fashion way that most ponies may not achieve because they are not in a fashion way of achieving things to wait around for in that way. :twilightsmile:

I came so hard man... lol

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