• Member Since 22nd Dec, 2011
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Chuckward


I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

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A My Little Dashie parody? What a new and refreshing concept, I tell you, I'm so original it hurts.

When your life is absolutely fantastic, sometimes it takes a snobby jerk to fuck it all up.

Collab between me and Sliverfish.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 113 )

Muahahaha! First view and first comment? I am supreme!

You had me at Mango Tango.

Expect Regidar to get involved in the next chapter.

OhdearmotherofCelestiLuna NO.

I hate it when I have so much money I just can't throw it away fast enough... I feel like the main character really gets me.

1718557 Because whenever Regidar gets involved with a story, Discord grows one step closer to taking over the multiverse.

1718566 What fun is there in not having an evil god fucking with your life?

1718575 Discord created chocolate rain, for pity's sake. Who wouldn't want that?

In before Regidar.

Also, is he wealthy? I couldn't tell over the sound of my keyboard, made from platinum mined by a small private army of African orphan children.

1718692 What? The protagonist is poor as shit! Why do you think he's rich?

1718703
You're absolutely right, I've made a grievous error. How silly of me. Everyone knows that having 40 butlers and a yacht the size of a large house is considered living on the lower end of the social totem pole. :duck:

another MLD thing? Nunchucks be jelly.

Bloodblue is the new Rainbow Dash? Cool.

1719088 Well, I was trying to prove a point, but this hasn't gotten featured sooo...:twilightblush:

1719096 If you just try to get something featured, you never will, I can almost guarantee that the first story you ever get featured you did it for shits n giggles or just for fun. You aren't going to get anywhere by trying something that has been overused too much.

1719102 My Little Vinyl.

And I wrote this while shitting and giggling.

1719147 Perhaps the time for MLD parodies passed when MLV was put out there, but that time is ending.

This guy has a bit of spare change on him.*Gold ingots* :twilightoops:

1721317 I'm not sure if you noticed,but my protagonist is rich.

1721479 It is heavily advised that you only read my stories once, or else you'll become as crazy as me.

1721830 Oh, I know you. You're that guy who's totally crazy, that I love completely. How's the zombie clown Jesus guy doing?

1722040 Tricky the clown is dead, Jesus is dead, the Auditor is dead(?) Life in Nevada looks promising :D
and thanks for the watch :)

1722065 No prob; do you know how hard it is to find you?! I've been all over Nevada, and I always seem to either be too far ahead, or too far behind, and I always miss you! But now I'll be right behind you, forever! :pinkiecrazy:

1722065 Madness Combat isn't relevant anymore.

You know the fact that the main character is rich isn't brought up enough. It may confuse some less intelligent readers. Just an FYI...

1724228 Sorry, I'll get right on that, I knew I didn't explain how rich he was correctly.

1724343
I know...
And just a quick question: Is Blueblood a dick or a dickweed?

Can you imagine only getting a few gold bars to live off a day? How horrible!

Why are you your own favorite butler? Also, Blueblood is best pony. Everyone knows that, фыы ашсж.

1733334 Because I am the only one rich enough to afford me.

oh my fucking god that song was amazing

What would you say to Blueblood if you ever met him?

Which way do you swing? Because, I have some mail boxes I want to smash.

A really happy and successful guy finds Blueblood in a jewel encrusted box.

...and then his life goes to absolute shit. Because Blueblood sucks.

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