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Halo Man had a great time killing and humping his enemies during his trip to Equestria, and now he's settled down and had kids, but when Pinkie Pie shows up in his new home offering him more humping delights, will our hero be unable to resist the temptation of more enemies to kill and teabag? Or will he stay with his wife Ridley in the Metroid dimension? Find out in the thrillingly inappropriate tale of Halo Man!
Based off of Halo Man in Equestria by Ethesto.
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HALO MAN WHERE R U?
1686518 Metroid dimension.
1686534 Damn.
I'm reading this for the possibility of McDonalds...or am I?
1686684 Beats me.
I CRAME
This was literary gold.
I forgive you because this is really funny. I was actually singing that 'holding out for a hero' song with halo lyrics a few weeks ago.
PS: I already came up with a pretty good story line for Halo Man in Equestria 2, so I'll start typing that as soon as I stop being really lazy. Also, gotta finish Super Mega Pony Squad too!
1688764 Well I really tried to capture Halo Man's spirit.
1688933 You did a good job. I'm proud of you... Son...
Halo man? Master chief. John-117. Oh well, halo man is a better name than those 2.
1689068 That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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1689460 The character isn't master chief, he's a generic multiplayer halo.
1689511 You know it to be true. Now join me on the dark side of friendship!
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1689672 I'll never join you!
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Oh lord
Thanks
Magnificent chapter, also... um.. good luck with that porn...
1708431 Thanks
, about the porn I mean, not the story.
This chapter needs to be about 90% longer.
NO EXCUSES!
1708453 that's 562 words.
1708470 You wasted all that time doing math when you could we wasting time adding an extra 264 words
1708479 I meant to say something along the lines of 900%, but I failed
1708482 2664 words is manageable, but I'm too damn lazy.
halo man=Spartan?
1708695 Yes.
Bootleg is best German Porn.
What an amazing ending. Halo man is truly an inspiration to children everywhere. /applause
You deserve a taco.
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But I love this story.
OH my god... so many inaccuracies... i have been trolled.
And the worst part is that i couldn't stop reading. The horror... the horror
Lawl, u suq.