After a slight miscalculations with the with blast, the Elements of Harmony accidently turned Rainbow Dash's loyal turtle a rock waffle tortoise into an Alicorn. Or what is considered an Alicorn these days. He's still the same ole tortoise, except with wings and a horn.
Author's Notes
- 300 Follower Special
- Also a tribute to Blue Print's story: The Assumption of Applejack -or- Appletheosis.
- Not meant to be taken seriously.
- I gotta stop think of these stories. It's not healthy.
- Tank is best Alicorn.
- Picture was found from random tumblr post. Link can be found underneath picture itself.
Chapters (2)
I like turtles.
Huh. If he's dead he can't post. This is a testament! A testament I say!
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Its a miracle!!
2028736 God, I haven't heard that in years!
I have Anatidaephobia
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Tortoise not TURTLE!!!
2028871 It's a turtle now!
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Step down Celestia, the new king of Equestria arises
Best. Tortoise. EVER.
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Seriously, I'm quite flattered.
Apparently Tank is the only pet that isn't evil, considering the magic friendship beam only harms "Beings with bad intentions" but they refuse to shoot it at their own pets.
Well...if it wasn't for the description this would've been totally unexpected
I approve of this.
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Well... he isn't the best princess.
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Hi when is the next 3 chapters comeing up?
hilight
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Oh, this story. It's actually going to be one chapter, and I'll work on this after my next oneshot, which should be coming out today or tomorrow.
EDIT: Forget it. Gonna extend it to a two parter.
*snorts and laughs so hard I re-break my rib ((no literally I did))*
2318348 Damn, are you okay?
I mean, I would think that using double parenthesis would be incredibly traumatizing...
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I got better
fortunately I'm so used to being injured the hospital keeps a room for me.
but yeah, laughing so hard right after surgery probably wasn't the best idea
Ha! I finally read this!
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And I still need to finish it!
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Just do it! I got inspired once after watching a youtube video, then I converted a version of it into my story. Took me about an hour and I like how it turned out.
SO WRITE, DAMN YOU!
Amusingationawesomement. If it get's finished.
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I had... completely forgotten about this.
Nice to see it pop up again.
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Yeah sorry about the long delay.
This needs more views. Shame upon your followers that didn't give this a read.
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It's alright I guess.
Although this story was meant for them.
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Yeah, I remember that much. Even more shame upon them for that reason.
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I can't not think about the sofa thing from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie; "Ford. I think I'm a sofa" "I know how you feel" *both sofas scream*
Oh hey it's you. I forgot that you write things since you started Equesrian Earth.
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And that's why you don't trust things you don't understand... wait, something about that sentence seems contradictory to something that's happened already...