A thousand years ago, it was foretold that Nightmare Moon would return in a thousand years. Two years after those events, Twilight Sparkle was informed that one thousand years ago, Luna and Celestia defeated King Sombra. But other, less known events happened one thousand years ago as well. This is one of them. One thousand years ago, Celestia held a council meeting in preparation for the one thousand year celebration of the Royal Sisters' reign.
Crossover of a Mr. Show skit and FiM.
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With events relevant to both the season one and three openers happening one thousand years ago, it reminded me of this Mr. Show skit.
So I wrote this silly little thing.
The title is One Thousand Years Ago
Six instances of one thousand words in the description alone
The title of the chapter references a thousand words
Thirty three instances of thousand in story
And the total word count is one thousand
Mind...Blown...
The excellence in this story is well over nine thousand.
One billion! (runs away)
I actually found it funny, well done!
Snkkkt. I like.
I was also impressed by the amount of one thousands. Including in the word count.
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One trillion! *takes cover behind you*
1682465 TO THE MOON!
1682613 A googolplex googolplex...
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And that's how suns explode!
Thanks to all that read the story. And I shall think fondly of those that will shortly be banished and placed in a dungeon in the place they are banished to.
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There are positions open in the cabinet, should you wish to apply.
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Thanks. As someone who has read and enjoyed a thousand words you have written, this means a lot.
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Well, it was one thousand. Where was I going to go from there?
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Isn't it obvious? You wrote it yourself.
To the MOON!
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To the MOON!. Sort of
Very silly and very cute, I love it!
1000 is the biggest number and Equestria is flat, everypony knows that.
Why didn't I read this sooner?
BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT, I SAY!!! And this explains so much, so well. You, good sir, are awesome. :thumbsup:
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Thanks
Haha, it's kind of funny how we never hear about anything involving a number bigger than 1000.
Well done author.
I enjoyed this a lot more than I feel I should have.
A shame it doesn't have a thousand views.
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Thanks. Someday it will hopefully get there. Luckily, people seem to enjoy it, even help promote it a bit, so yay for that and them. Exactly 30% of the way there. Wonder if I could get Knighty to cap its views at that total if it ever does, because that would be awesome, and not at all because I worry about what Celestia will do to me if it exceeds it.
1682613 Infinity. (teleports out of city)
A story that's exactly 1000 words!
One thousand years... Is this Celestia's attempt to hide her "actual" age? XD
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: When one thousand years you reach, look as good, you will not.
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Did you not read Celestia's decree? One thousand is the largest number! There is none larger than one thousand!
1000 word story. Clever girl
This reminds me of a song from The Beatles.
...1(000) is the loneliest number... Sing