• M Archmage: Beyond the Crystal Mirror

    Twilight discovers the crystal mirror, and all of the worlds that have been created as consequences of her actions are suddenly open to explore. What will the Archmage discover?  · Loyal
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    Alternate account?! (Some more clop for you foals)

    What, you thought I'd leave you all hanging for another month?  Please. This is me we're talking about. Somewhat of a closely-guarded secret among those I trust, the existence of an alternate account of mine is something I was planning on keeping for a rainy day.

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    The great and glorious Mustard Is Best Pony!

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    Post-Con depression is a bitch...

    It really is. I feel worse now than I did before I left. That's not to say I didn't enjoy myself! St. Louis was amazing, and I'll never forget the good times I had with Grand Moff Pony and Tommy Oliver.

    But god damn it all, I hate feeling like this.

    Playing League like shit, can't write, can't even think straight. And I've got a headache.

    And I'm broke.

    Needless to say, staring at blank gdocs for 4 hours with nothing to show leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I'm very tempted to throw in the towel and retire, as I said I'd consider with my blog post before the two-month break. But I know this is just a temporary thing, as most all my depressions are. Thus, I'm gonna take another month to sit back and reconcile. If I still feel like this in a month, I do believe I'm going to retire from writing. It's just one more thing I don't need on my plate weighing me down right now.

    In one more month, I'll take a closer look at things and see where I stand. Unfortunately, this means no Cloptober.

    I'm also on the brink of another blog-wipe, where I delete all but the non-essential blogs in my history.


    Fuck post-con depression.

    Fuck it straight to death.


    -Depression sucks

    -Taking another month-long break

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    -INB4 Madness Brony hate

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    CFSTL- Day Three: Let's have a cigarette, let's relax...

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    CFSTL- Day two: Panels, Panels, Panels.

    Day two of the fair is here! Today is our panel day. We'll be at the convention pretty much all day, from noon to midnight. Our first panel will be from 6-7 about an introduction to writing fan fiction. Our second panel is at 11, and most certainly will not be for the faint of heart. Come see us pretend we know what we're talking about!

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#1 · 101w, 5d ago · 1 · · Prologue ·

:coolphoto:no hint to the content on this so i will read this

edit: <like>

edit 2: i love this a lot i will be keeping an eye on you

im sure you will not disapoint

#2 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

An interesting concept to be sure.  Added to my read later list! :twilightsmile:

#4 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

Well . . . that was fucking sad.

#5 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

Commence read.

And it was pretty sad there. Guess she finally was called by name then.

#6 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

Will be interesting to see where this goes.:pinkiehappy:

#7 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

Excellent start! Tracking and upvoted! :pinkiehappy:

#8 · 101w, 5d ago · 1 · · Prologue ·

First chapter and somepony has died? :fluttercry: this is good so far

#9 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

:pinkiehappy: i cant waitt looks interesting so far

#10 · 101w, 5d ago · 1 · · Prologue ·

I don't know who down-voted this but they're crazy, this is awesome, I can't wait to see what happens next.

#11 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

good opening chapter! i want to see where this goes.

#12 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·


That was a great opening chapter. :pinkiehappy:

#13 · 101w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

Man, now I want to know more about this Glow...... Hmmmmmmm..... Twi's been able to travel to the past before.... That very well could work. Yes. MUST COMMENCE FURTHER SCHEMING :pinkiecrazy:

#14 · 101w, 4d ago · · · Prologue ·

Well, looks interesting. Continue, please.:twilightsmile:

#15 · 101w, 4d ago · · · Prologue ·

Interesting story, Glow some how reminded me of Gandalf for a tad reason. :twilightsheepish:

#16 · 101w, 3d ago · · · Prologue ·

You have my attention. Please, proceed. :pinkiehappy:

Oh Twilight. Still, the reaction was understandable.

Edit: Oh, that's embarrassing...

>>1647432 sorry bro, you were 2 minutes late for first post :ajsleepy:

Nice new chapter. Can't wait for more! :pinkiehappy:

Classic faint! :pinkiehappy:

Good chapter, some good exposition you sneaked in during it as well. :moustache:

Can't wait to see where it goes next. Good show sir!

Damn, Twilight better find a damn good mate to be her anchor. Rough times ahead...:facehoof:

Not entirely smart of Celestia to not tell her. Even if Luna hadn't spilled the beans, she woulda realized it when she had to help carry the body. Or unless Celestia was just not gonna let her be the Archmage at all. Either way though, the timing sucks.


I agree whole-heartedly. I nominate Luna for the position, now let's get this ship sailing!


Hmm, It was first, then I edited it. I guess that changed it.

Twi's head must be spinning right now... I can't decide whether she seems overtaken with anxiety or if it's a dream come true. Either way, I have the feeling that she might not be returning to Ponyville any time soon.


I second this nomination.


The floor opens, no objections?

The motion carries.

I for one want this, and a crazily hot futa spell will help the proverbial love juices flowing!:rainbowwild:


Sorry, but I'm gonna have to filibuster the futa amendment. (I dislike penises in my clopfics.) In place of it, I'll call for a motion to add Celestia to the shipping and rename the ship, the USS Twilunestia (NCC 1702).


I'd prefer if we stayed with twiluna instead, three ways are nice but twilunestia is not really a good choice for this story.


Kinda hard to filibuster online... defeats the whole idea of it you know? Instead the proposal will be moved into a secondary committee where it will languish for years (or days) until it can be voted upon by the author. I will however second the motion for a Twilunestia ship, or at the very least a Twiluna (this being in the Twiluna group, and THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH OF BOTH OF THOSE SHIPS)

(Seriously, there's like, five Twilunestia's, three of which are from the same author and same series. The fuck's up with that. I swear most everyone loves that ship.)

On another more serious note, from the sounds of the description, its going to be Luna, Celestia AND Cadence that Twilight hooks up with, at least sexually.


.... can't wait for the next chapter! :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

#33 · 101w, 21h ago · · · Prologue ·


Representative of Twilestia has entered the stage. Now where is our dear old monitor lizard to stand for Twilestia when you need him?  

Good work so far. I can't wait to see how this story plays out.


Love the avatar.


Glow was going to say:




Oh? You're here for Twilestia? :twilightsmile:


Kinda gonna be on pause for the holidays. Expect a chapter or MAYBE two somewhere in between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Me and Iroh are going to take our sweet time with this, to make sure it's everything we want it to be.

>>1663089 cool beans, i would hate for this to be rushed and ruined. Keep up the good work bro:raritywink:


Would it be totally vain of me to say I want this to be my "Feature" fic? The one that breaks me into the wonderful and illustrious ranks of fantastic authors on this site like TAW, Aegis Shield, and others?

Yeah, it totally would.

But here I go sayin' it. XD

>>1663106 Yeah i hate to say it but i think you might have just jinxed yourself. But I have been wrong before.


Well, I got featured with this story once... For about a half an hour. And it was the most glorious half an hour of my life.

Just hope I can make it back up there again *Sparkles in my eyes*

>>1663130 Keep your chin up, this might turn into something as glorious as xenophilia.


NOW Who's jinxing it? :pinkiecrazy:

>>1663148 Nah, it's all good. My pure awesomeness cancels that shit out:rainbowlaugh:

>>1663089 well, since there was Twilunestia movement being put forth by the TwiLuna shippers, I thought I might as well put in my two cents. I'm not here with any ship in mind (though Twilestia and Twiluna are preferences, no doubt), I'm here because I like the story and the concept of best pony being Archmage appeals to me :pinkiesmile: If you're going to ship, just promise me there aren't going to be any strained hetero pairings like Spilestia, if you don't mind. That's my only request :derpyderp1:


Oh, so you're here for requests? Check out my other story for those. :twilightsmile:

Honestly? You'll just have to wait and find out like every other reader. The only person who knows where this ship is going is Iroh. And he's about as tight-lipped as a virgin.

>>1664115 I have a request: good writing.

Commence read.

#49 · 100w, 5d ago · · · Prologue ·

A good start to the fic, I think I'm going to enjoy this immensely.

I was gonna ask where Spike was, but I see you have already answered that. Still, it feels... strange, not having Spike with Twilight. Afterall, he IS her #1 Fax Machine!

I mean... slave!

no... that's not the right word...

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