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The Psychopath


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Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike. Two names that cause Canterlot Castle to shake. Between her bizarre experiments and excentric personality, the unicorn becomes an extreme annoyance to everypony, especially when she starts fixating on a 'Nightmare Moon'. Spike is also a nuisance, often stuffing his face with random things and causing explosions randomly.

Exhausted with the chaos they keep causing, Celestia sends Twilight and Spike to Ponyville at the onset of the Summer Sun Celebration, hoping that the calmer environment will help them calm down and make friends.

It has the reverse effect.


In this story Twilight acts like Invader Zim and Spike like Gir.

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Best. crackfic. EVER!!!!!

That cover image, 7/10. :rainbowlaugh:

Okay this is hilarious and it needs to be more than a shot~ :rainbowlaugh:

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I mean, if enough people clamor for it here I could try doing every season finale with Invader TWIlight.

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Yes please! I imagine Chrysalis going insane and wanting to run from Twilight instead of dealing with her and calling off the invasion. She even offers peace in exchange Twilight never comes near her.

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YES! Please that would be so AWESOME!:pinkiehappy:

Twilight started floating as well and laughed. "It's the Elements of Harmony!" she exclaimed. "THEY'REMEANTFORHARMING!"

LMAO :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This has pure Jhonen Vasquez energy going on for its content, and it was a joy to behold in its insanity.

Thanks for the laughter you granted me with this gem, and I hope that you grant us more endings featuring this looney pony and her dragon assistant!:rainbowlaugh:

So, would this then make the alicorns the Almighty Tallest?

"They're surrounding us, Spike. They want to steal all my air. I KNOW IT!"

[VAY HEK INTENSIFIES]

"..."

Twilight leaned forward. "What?"

"...y."

"WHAT?!"

"I'm Fluttershy," the pegasus managed to push out audibly.

There was a long, awkward silence. "WHAT?!" the unicorn shouted again.

"Oh? Do you not remember who I am?" the alicorn asked. "Did you not see the signs? Did you not read the tales abo--"

"Huh?!" Twilight shouted. She pointed a hoof at the intruder. "WHO ARE YOU?!" she interrupted.

The alicorn sputtered from the sudden interruption. "I am--"

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

"I AM-!"

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

"They're trying to steal my oxygen!"

Vay Hek is that you???

Also...

It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now.

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Thinking up how to do the bug wedding. Lemme finish White Sun and I'll get to work on it.

Also, it'll be still with this story. I know now, thanks to Magic's Birth, that no one reads the 'sequel' story. YOU WILL BE FUNNELED, PROCESSED, AND MADE TO READ BOOKS INSTEAD OF GOING OUTSIDE! NO GRASS FOR YOU!

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