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PatchworkPoltergeist 3446

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    PatchworkPoltergeist's Stories (3)

    • The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era
      “It's a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.”

      58,789 words · 5,351 views · 573 likes · 13 dislikes
    • Somewhere Only We Know
      Every night, in a little stable just outside of town, an old mare lays down to sleep. Every night she has the same dream of rainbows and open sky...
      4,721 words · 5,055 views · 373 likes · 8 dislikes
    • The Moon and Thtarth
      Twist falls off a roof.
      1,512 words · 362 views · 41 likes · 1 dislikes

    Reader, in ancient days, the old lords of the world numbered in thousands. Then hundreds. Then even less.

    Now, they are found only in tapestries and fanciful ballads.

    The creatures are all vanished. All but one.

    Rumors say there are more of him, somewhere far away. A young and supposedly gifted mage called Star Swirl, and Heartstrings, a gentle spinster have joined him on a journey to find the rest.

    First Published
    6th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    12th May 2013

    Comments ( 343 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · 3 · ·
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    Did...

    Did you just make a The Last Unicorn crossover?

    Did you do it well?

    Am I going to be keeping an eye on this?

    Am I going to continue asking rhetorical questions?

    -Tricondon

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sexy... I await more sexyness, I'm guessing he doesn't know how to use the human's godlike technology? And I have to ask, how advanced were the humans before extinction?

    Fav'd and Like'd

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    MOAR!!!!! UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1392725

    They were just a smidge more advanced than we are now. And no, not much of an idea of how to use tech, though he might have, had the electrical grid not shut down. (Heh, there used to be a huge section on that, but I moved it)

    >>1392686

    In order:

    Yes

    Hopefully?

    That'd be nice

    Of course

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1393227

    Are you being sarcastic?

    Am I waiting impatiently for the next chapter?

    Will I rip this to shreds if you do it poorly?

    OK, I'm not going to continue doing that indefinitely. But yes. I will rip this to shreds if done poorly. I'm just that petty.

    -Tricondon

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1393223

    Nano technology? Space faring? Specifics please... Regardless I really hope you continue this. Sorry if I'm sounding a bit demanding with the technology thing, but the whole 'City of iron' made me think more advanced, since we don't have cities of iron. Not to mention no plants growing anywhere? Meaning the roads are no longer asphalt, but of steel or another more durable material. Which in tow makes me think humans are much more advanced at this point and would look godlike (If any tech still exists) to the poines. :pinkiehappy:

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Love it love it love it!

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1393246

    "Iron" is a bit of a catch all poetic term for metals in general. As for the rest, well... there are answers later, but you'll just have to wait and see. :ajsmug:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Hmm. "The last human", eh? Nice looking description + coverart, guess I'll open it up and have a--

    >by PatchworkPoltergeist

    Wow. I'm looking forwards to the rest of this. Oh, and just to let you know, you've got some problems with the format. Your paras. occasionally clump together. Oh, and:

    >but it the library taught him their names.

    >that afternoon Echoes from (lack of a period)

    Anyway, gorgeous story, tracking so I can see more of it and the fact that I found this through serendipity proves I've been an idiot in not watching you. Consider that corrected. :twilightsmile:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ooooh, neat crossover. Last Unicorn in reverse.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Definitely going to continue reading this. I loved the movie and this seems to be good.

    Park1, Yield2, Subway3, Fines4, Low-Bridge5, Starbucks6, and little One-Way7, who had a charming spot on his head. These six the man resolved to never eat

    I kinda count seven main pigeons.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1395225

    Whoops! I forgot to count in Low-Bridge after I added him to the list.

    >>1394625

    Aw, I'm relevant! :twilightblush: Relevant and still missing typos.  

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh FFS, who downvotes something like this?

    Anyways - very nice story you have on your hands here.  Love to see more.  :yay:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1395974

    Considering how fast the downvotes came, I am assuming it was folks who just kneejerk blast anything with the Human tag.

    Their loss -- I am really liking this story so far!

    Yay for Patch!  :pinkiehappy:

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This was amazing!

    One of the best story ideas in ages!

    You even wrote it well! :pinkiehappy:

    ...

    ...

    ...

    If you dont continue bad things will happen... :pinkiecrazy:

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Last Unicorn? Last Human?

    This is so awesome! :rainbowkiss:

    Well written, and I'm really liking the story so far.

    More chapters now! :flutterrage:

    Um, I-I mean... if it's okay. *meep* :fluttershyouch:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    You have my interest sir. And if I'm not mistaken, you made a reference to G1? I take it the world in your story is not the same earth as our earth? I hope Celestia didn't murder them, because that would just grind my gears. I look forward to the next update.

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Now this is a complet twist to the "The last unicorn movie" i do belive i will greatly enjoy reading more of this fic.

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Yeah i'm aboslutely tracking this one.

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That was possibly the most emotional story I've read this month. So many feels, I can't even begin to count them...

    Beautifully written, and i absolutely LOVE the way you described the human!

    I would love to read more! :pinkiehappy:

    -Stormking

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I shall see where this goes from here.

    Then make a decision.

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cool story again.

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wonderful.

    The seapony references some human songs, right? It's saddening, in a way.

    The human will never know where they came from, and I'm not even sure the seapony knows what it is singing.

    Good job on this, keep on going. :rainbowkiss:

    #26 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Awsome, that's all i can say.

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    This is absolutely brilliant so far. An original take on, and a wonderful ode to, a good movie and an even better book.

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This sounds rather interesting. I shall track and read when I can.   :twilightsmile:

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1417859 Why so many duplicate pictures? I assume you didn't mean to...

    #32 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wonder if he will find other humans.

    More likely not.

    Will there be canon characters at some point, or pure OCs?

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1417985 Well, that's certainly not obnoxious in the slightest!

    #34 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #35 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It's the butterfly! It's so beautiful I can hardly stand it. This already has so much soul in it that I would willingly put it among my top favorites with only two chapters. Please please continue, post haste!

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1417721

    Yep! About 90% of her dialogue are song lyrics. I think the only ones that aren't are the comment on the human's singing and maybe two sentences about the roc.

    >>1417851

    Oh my, yes. That book is amazing and has been my favorite novel for 13 years.

    :heart:

    >>1418001

    Mostly OCs, and a few kinda-canon characters.

    >>1418180

    Awww, thanks! Also, I love how much your avatar matches the comment.

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Very nice take on the butterfly scene, and Mommy Fortuna-analogue looks like fun.

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm confused... I'm also guessing the seapony can only say things she's read or heard before but nothing of her own thoughs?

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Interesting, I shall track.

    #40 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE

    #41 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    awesome story keep going.:coolphoto::moustache:

    #42 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1418227

    Kinda canon as in Starswhirl the bearded, Private Pansy, Princess Platinum, etc?

    I would sure hope so, especially Private Pansy, Fluttershy in old conquistador armor is pretty much awesome and cute.

    #43 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hey our singing is not that bad!

    #44 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Well well well, the analogue to The Last Unicorn continues. I find myself completely enthralled with how you're progressing do far, but I do admit to some worry that you will merely rewrite the book with the humans and ponies having switched roles. I do so hope I will be proven wrong in this regard.

    That all said, I still love this story thus far and eagerly await the next instalment.

    -Tricondon

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    yay new chapter:yay:

    #46 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1418227

    wait wait wait

    The part where she describes humanity's full scientific classification...is a song?

    #47 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1419240

    Heh, whoops. Alright, the scientific classification too. Actually, most of humanity's description is regular old prose before it hits the rune poem describing them as "adorners of ships" and it unravels back into song lyrics.

    (That's what I get for typing before thinking!)

    >>1418325

    Oh, they're her own thoughts, she just expresses them in her own strange way. And also tends to get distracted a lot.  

    #48 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    HNNNNNNNNNNG

    #49 · Chapter 2 · 31w, 6d ago · · ·
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    There I stood, a lonely soul in a sea of eyes

    a thousand, thousand reflected in my own.

    There I stood before him, but none

    a lonely soul alone, save himself.

    There I stood, a silent smile

    a mirror I regard...

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #51 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Were Peter Beagle aware of MLP... I have no doubt that he would approve.  Well written, and suggesting depths to Humans that might not be so easily discerned.  IN other words, I like this.

    #52 · Chapter 1 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Holy crap, I freakng love your prologue. :yay:

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Congratulations on EqD, and I'm very interested in where this goes :twilightsmile:

    #54 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Moar. :trollestia:

    #55 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Instant follow. I love it so far, and Is the "roc" by any chance a spaceship? Then this story would have everything.

    #56 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1418227

    Sir (or Madame) I almost jumped out of my chair when I read on EQD that this was a Last Unicorn crossover. Then I was like NO WHO DARES?!

    But seriously this is amazingly, mind blowingly good so far. You have replicated the feel of the book while keeping it decidedly Pony!

    That Seapony. If nothing else, if you manage to ruin every other chapter you ever write, at least you will have given us that Seapony.:rainbowkiss:

    #57 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Poor human...... He reminds me of the Doctor in a way......

    #58 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1392686 Please... Do not ever, EVER sign your name on the internet when we can clearly see it above your picture.

    #59 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1417985 Well, that was idiotic of you. Any person just zipping through the comments, can notice a picture stand out from the bland tope coloring and text.

    #60 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Another excellent chapter, looking forward to more. Your pacing seemed a little quick in places, but overall still enjoying it immensely

    #61 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Hnnnnnngggh...:pinkiesad2:

    ...right in the nostalgia.

    Please continue posthaste!

    Now I have to go watch that movie again, and find and read the book.

    #62 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That sea pony scene just might be the best almost-conversation I've ever read. :twilightsmile:

    I've never read the book this is based on, so I can't make any comparisons there. I am liking what I've read so far though. Looking forward to more chapters. :pinkiesmile:

    #63 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·
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    this seems pretty interesting ill try and read more latter if its up :D and maybe even watch the last unicorn if i remember lol

    #65 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 20h ago · · ·
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    wonderful song choices. i even  picked up on your They Might Be Giants reference

    #66 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 19h ago · · ·
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    What the- OH COME ON!

    Well it really seems like it's a small world out there, people with the same ideas and really have no idea about it, sometimes it leads to pointless conflict and such.

    This is why I have this irrational phobia of browsing too much stories on fimfic :ajsleepy: At first you thought the idea was very nice, something that really wasn't done before... and about two weeks into writing you find SOMETHING *almost* EXACTLY LIKE IT.

    Sorry, I really don't mean to be rude...

    But I do like it though, can't wait for the next chapter! Excellent crossover!

    #67 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 16h ago · · ·
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    >>1490270

    Thank you muchly. That's the highest compliment I could possibly get for this story.

    >>1490622

    It isn't, but that's an awesome idea now that you mention it!

    >>1490644

    Heh, "WHO DARES" would have been my exact reaction to this story too, had I not wrote it, so I'm glad it passed inspection. Seapony was so much fun to write, though I think I should have pulled more older songs (like 1860s not 1960s) to reference.  

    >>1492687

    Oh, I know what you mean. I had a nice bittersweet one-shot about Smarty Pants planned for a while, and then My Maker showed up.

    #68 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>1493298

    You have my interest. Be happy to hear that this is one of the few stories that will cause me to put down my homework and read, because I rarely do that.

    #69 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 13h ago · · ·
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    You have my attention.

    #70 · Chapter 2 · 30w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I have nothing to add to what has already been expressed:  pleased surprise and borderline awe at how unexpected and faithful in spirit this story is.  

    But I will say one thing:  It has become clear that rainbowdashderp is not an ignoramus in need of education, but a troll seeking feeding.  Don't.  

    #71 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I like this story! then again, I happen to like any good HiE stories. This story is very well-written, and I can't wait for more updates.:pinkiehappy:

    #72 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Sad tag needed here.

    Great story by the way! Keep going with this quality and this story will spread like wildfire! :pinkiehappy:

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 29w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    >>1393246

    I'd say "city of iron" is an appropriate description of any city generations after an apocalypse.

    Every post-apocalyptc tale I've ever read, from the 1930s to now, describe cities stripped of their concrete facades and rising like forests or towers of iron from the rubble. It's an apt one for the author to make. :twistnerd:

    #74 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1505507

    Eh... I suppose you make a good point, however I would still like to say that iron would have decomposed by then or something. Also, I have to ask... dafuq is up with your avatar? Is there a back story to it? I imagine a tragedy of epic proportion.

    #75 · Chapter 1 · 29w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh my gosh.  I love The Last Unicorn.  Wonderful job getting that fantastic tone just right!

    #76 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Seapony is fantastic, love the concept of the sea ponies living off old scraps of song.  Amazing job so far!

    #77 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 1d ago · · ·
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    So in what period is this story set?

    #78 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1531002

    As far as ponies go, it's the early Pre-Classical era, about a century before Hearth's Warming.

    >>1503694

    I strongly considered a Sad tag, but I didn't really think the tone of the story on a whole really justified it.

    #79 · Chapter 2 · 29w, 9h ago · · ·
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    >>1531393

    Hmm, so no references to the main show timeline, oh well

    #80 · Chapter 2 · 27w, 1d ago · · ·
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    If a Red Bull gets you wings,

    what does a White Roc get you?

    :raritywink:

    #81 · Chapter 2 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I don't remember if I commented on this story before, but I just wanted to let you know that I think it's awesome and I'm eagerly awaiting the next chapter.

    I'm a big fan of The Last Unicorn, and you have no idea how excited I was to see this.

    #82 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #83 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Kill em Kill em Kill em! Kill that Fool! I like his name though Pyrite / fools gold something that you think is valuble but is actually worthless

    #84 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    SAD

    #86 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ooooo, just you wait till he gets out of that cage!:flutterrage:

    #87 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I have so much lines, lyrics and images in my head that i can use to kill Pyrite, congratulations you made me dislike him more than Blueblood.

    #88 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    He's kind of underestimating the human isn't he?

    #89 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    And now.....the waiting game before the *Buy some Apples* storm arrives...

    #90 · Chapter 2 · 26w, 3d ago · 3 · ·
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    Dem song references. So awesome! :rainbowkiss:

    #91 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Never heard of 'The Last Unicorn' but apperently its really good so I'm guessing this fic will be too.

    Plus I love a good HiE fic.

    #92 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Urge to kill, rising.

    #93 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Well, now is as good of time as any to show these ponies just how cruel and manipulating we can be. As much as I dislike reading stories where the human is in a weak position such as this, these stories tend to have great revenge chapters. I await the next chapter.

    #94 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1635819  One does not simply resist the prospect of hugs from a pony, especially Fluttershy.  One question: are they free?

    #95 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I have to say I'm really enjoying this story. :twilightsmile:

    And it's kinda interesting seeing this story with humans having been in the world but now are a rare thing... only a legend. And a horrible one at that... but a some what false one... oooh... I'm looking forward to the next update! :twilightsmile:

    #96 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    i would have talked pyrite down to the point were he was pissing his pants telling if how many different ways i would kill him slowly squeezing out every ounce of satisfaction before finally killing him.  :flutterrage:

    #97 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Shoo be doo. Shoo shoo be doo.

    >>1636438

    #98 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    when he gets out make him free the others and kill that mother fucking snob :flutterrage:

    make that snob regret it

    #99 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Humans are even more dangerous than he described.

    #100 · Chapter 3 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·
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    If you don't give Pyrite his upcommance then, I'll be super mad! Sucks to be captive like that, and I hope our human will not give Star Swirl regrets of taking pity on him. Humanity FTW! And when will we see Lyra?

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