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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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Diamond Tiara had a date. But with whom?


Based on a brainstorming session with Samey90.

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syphilis at a convent

How did you know the name of my Panic at the Disco tribute band?

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Literal spit take. I'm cleaning up coffee now, thank you very much.

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I consider that to be one of the highest forms of praise. :pinkiehappy:

Diamond and scootaloo, don't see that every day, but enjoyed it!

It's not often you see EqG Diamond Tiara stories, so it's good to see such a story.

"Button Mash kept calling, asking me on a date. We ended up blocking his phone number."

Good riddance, stalkerrrrrrrrrrrrr! :flutterrage:

You can't block social media, though. :raritywink:

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All his fingers, though?

I suppose in this modern age, I should be glad that's all that happened. I swear, if Steve Urkel were introduced today, he would've been shot.

Nothing inspires some people quite like a contest telling them what not to do. Delightful bit of absurdity; thank you for it. Also, I really like the idea of these five growing out of their elementary school bully-victim relationship and forming a friend group by the time they're in high school.

"Babysitting," Silver Spoon supplied.

Diamond opened her mouth several times, failing to speak.

Well, given that one of the alternatives (a very likely one since it's the CMC we're talking about) is "clusterfuck"...

I’m surprised you went in this direction, when you could have riffed on our rules banning appearances by a super blood wolf moon, our partial restriction on characters performing handstands, or our mandate that all fics have a character praise the 1997 film Jackie Brown.

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I thought about those!

But of my many considered ideas, this was the only one with a narrative arc of beginning, middle, and end. I wasn't in the mood for avant-garde surrealism.

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Also, I really like the idea of these five growing out of their elementary school bully-victim relationship and forming a friend group by the time they're in high school.

Agreed! It really does give more fodder for stories than the continual low-level warfare of their rivalry would.

As much as I have my own ideas about what Diamond and Silver do with the CMCs in the series, this take was entertaining to read!

Scootaloo became the Awesome Scootahulk at the end there. :rainbowlaugh:

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Is there a sequel in the works for this?

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Not at present, but it's possible I'll find an idea later.

Ri2

So, Filthy's going to sue Scoots for everything she has, right?

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It may or may not involve a super blood wolf moon and the Phantom of the Opera mask.

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id just kick her ass.

Didn't expect to see Diamond and Rainbow as a couple, but here we are...

If this story got continued, I'd love to see how it turns out more for them.

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This was really a one-time shitpost, and I don't have any way to continue the story, sadly.

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