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Jam Rocker 3162

Joined April 2012
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    Jam Rocker's Stories (3)

    • Pinkie Pie Goes on a Diet
      What happens when a happy pink mare has to go on a diet? Anything but good.

      9,934 words · 7,156 views · 724 likes · 51 dislikes
    • Vinyl and Octavia: Roommates Are Magic
      Vinyl and Tavi have an apartment together? Nothing but regular roommate stuff happens. Heh heh.
      20,443 words · 1,876 views · 132 likes · 9 dislikes
    • The Cupcakes Were a Lie!
      Pinkie Pie reacts to the story of "Cupcakes", and how it ruined her life.
      3,566 words · 930 views · 36 likes · 2 dislikes

    When Pinkie Pie starts to become a tad overweight, and all her friends notice it, she is forced to do one thing she has never done in her whole life.... She has to go on a diet. It's just a small sweets diet. She can go a couple weeks without her regular amount of sugar.... Right? Actually, no. She can't. But she can try.

    First Published
    17th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    13th Dec 2012

    Comments ( 479 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Aw, poor Pinkie. Here's hoping she makes it through with her sanity intact.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is going to go funny places... and that is a good thing.

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Let`s hope she does`nt go coco. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy::twilightsheepish::twilightoops::fluttershyouch::flutterrage::applejackunsure::rainbowhuh:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Not sure about the writing at first, but the story plot clinched it for me, I don't care about anything but the lolz.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ....well.... there goes the sequel to my own story. :applejackunsure: Someone beat me to it. Good on ye'.

    This I look forward too.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Uh oh.

    I sense another Pinkie goes insane plot.

    Let's do it!

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    All right another story to review. And yes finally I come across a comedy filled with joyous laughs.~:moustache:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Inb4 featured.

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think her blatant misuse of mind-altering drugs is a bigger problem than her sugar intake. :ajbemused:

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh god, this I have got tom read when I find the time.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    All right first chapter. Great dialogue the speaking is that of an episode. The conflict is both internal and external, I like~ and The Witches Hat reveals a healthy looking line from the conflict to climax. Great Job chap~ keep up the good work~:moustache:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This looks very promising! I'll put it on my 'Read Later' list and see how well this story goes! :twilightsmile:

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ooh, good so far.  Like the idea.  

    You could add more details and description of the surroundings when they're talking to make the dialogue even better.  

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Not bad. Pretty good actually. Have a thumbs up. If you go on like this, maybe I'll favourite this.

    Also, the INTERVENTION sign kind of sounds like a reference to How I Met Your Mother

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    interesting story. i will be watching this.

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think letting her stay at the bakery is a bad idea, she needs to be sent to an environment without sugar so she can detox.

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    AHAHAHAHA I am so following this!! :pinkiecrazy:

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is... this is gonna crash and burn in the best, most wonderful way. :pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2:

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Awesome fic. Plez continue!!! :rainbowkiss:

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was simply Amazing...... Thanks For The Laughs!!!:pinkiehappy:

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    let the story begin...

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'm loving this so far!

    This needs to be an episode. Not only would it be a good moral for kids, but it would be funny as Tartaros! :rainbowlaugh:

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh this has potential

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is going to end well.

    As well as the story about Celestia going on a diet.  :pinkiecrazy:

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291492  Mind-altering drugs are GOOD for you!  9 out of 10 dictators recommend stupefying the masses that way!  :trollestia:

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh come on, with the amount of bouncing and running around and launching into the sky that filly does, Pinkie is simply too active to gain any weight for long. :pinkiehappy:

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Starting with a good morning Vietnam ref. This's gonna be good.

    -after reading- Yep, this was good.

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This story is awesome so far. Try to do good, Pinkie!

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hmm... Pinkie Pie has to suffer a period of time without any sweets... Very familiar...

    For that, I'll track this.  :twilightsmile:

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I only see this story ending in tears of laughter. :pinkiehappy:

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "And you got into my cookie stash!" Spike looked like he was on the edge of tears. "I was saving those cookies for a special moment!"

    Dat line, it started me laughing and from then i couldn't stop :rainbowlaugh:

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Interesting premise...

    go on.

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Great start. Looking forward to more chapters in the near future.

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1292097

    SECONDED. Somebody call Hasbro STAT

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291557 WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291647 I put A LOT of references into the story, that people may or may not find.... :trollestia:

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    There is no way Pinkie can come out of this with her sanity intact

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ok, now i have another story to watch foever for a new chapter:facehoof: whatever , its funny :yay::yay::yay::yay:

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh this is going to be good

    *pulls up chair and waits  

    also I look forward to seeing another cupcakes like moment come from this

    :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1294537 I'm going to try to do an update every week, so hopefully you won't have to wait forever for new chapters :rainbowkiss:

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wow... I'm just amazed at how well this story is going so far. Almost 100 likes!? Over 30 comments!? GETTING INTO THE FEATURED BOX!? WHAT? Thanks you guys! As for the updating, I'm going to try to update every Monday or Tuesday. So don't worry, updates will try to come quickly. :pinkiehappy:

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This can only end well. /Sarcasm :moustache:

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    pinkies going to break

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This...i am going to enjoy this

    #48 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1294602

    Take your time man. I'd much rather you do everything right than rush things out the door unfinished.

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh dear... This won't end well.

    But I look forward to it :twilightsmile:

    #50 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Lets hope a diet doesn't make her want "Cupcakes" :pinkiecrazy::rainbowderp:

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie on a diet?!

    In all seriousness I'm loving this so far.

    Looking forward to just how much Pinkie cracks without her Precious.

    #52 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy:

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363 SHE HAD SANITY :pinkiegasp:

    #54 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    She tried running? She ain't gonna go far with her fat ass :rainbowlaugh:

    #55 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Damn, I love this and was that pillow on the pic a refence to Pinkie Dash? Very nice, love the pairing and let's be serious here.....she's has a very large problem with her health, she's going to die, I got a feeling if she keeps this up, her body should already be shutting down, this is not good in the slightest but it's true.....and how come nopony was pissed when she start to break and enter or steal this is not good....damn, feel bad for Pinkie's but got a feeling this will not end well, will be watching and tracking.

    #56 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    before I even read..

    >Pinkie Pie goes on a diet

    >Pinkie Pie

    >DIET


    THIS SHALL END GLORIOUSLY

    #57 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291473 I'm sorry, all I heard was "go insane watching Pinkie's fat plot jiggle."

    #58 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Do you want some Gummy?"

    "Do you want some Joshua?"

    #59 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #60 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Using an altered R34 pic as the cover for an everyone rated fic? Bonus points.:pinkiehappy:

    #61 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Cool story bro. :pinkiehappy:

    #62 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is going to be amazing.

    And it's a bloody miracle Pinkie has even lasted as long as she has. If she had a normal pony metabolism, Pinkie would weigh 1000 pounds and be dead.

    #63 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363

    Im sorry but did you just us Pinkie Pie and sanity in the same sentence? Ok here is a glimpse into my mind which is closest to hers when it comes to equestrian beings.

    #64 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie PIe, your special talent is making parties, not being a pig.

    #65 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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       "Fine... I'm just going to go to the kitchen to think about this."

    THEY CAN NOT BE THAT STUPID!

    *reads entire story*

    This is going to be a long hard battle.

    #66 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363

    Pinkie Pie's sane?

    #67 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #68 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363Are you saying she wasn't crazy in the first place?

    #69 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What sanity?:pinkiecrazy:

    #70 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh yes. Dis gun b gud. :pinkiehappy:

    #72 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1296264>>1296233>>1295654>>1295157

    I had no idea my one comment could generate so much attention. XD

    What I meant was, compare her usual self to when she thought she had been abandoned in "Party of One". What I meant was, here's hoping she doesn't revert back to that again.

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Honestly, I have mixed feelings about this story... I can see it going good places and I hope it does, but... I don't know. I'll just follow it and find out.

    #74 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1296534 Exactly how I feel.

    #75 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #76 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Dis gon be good.

    #77 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie on a diet? This should be fun.

    #78 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    "Um... Was it a good idea to let Pinkie in the Kitchen?"

    They should have thought of that sooner! :rainbowlaugh: Oh well, you live and learn... Anyway, nice story so far. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

    #79 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Diet...

    This can only end well.

    #81 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    That pic, d'awwwww, imma read it just for that.

    #82 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #83 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291370

    GOES? She ARE nuts... Thats a good thing! :moustache:

    #84 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This story deserved that round of applause.

    I love this and I am like so totally clicking dat star button and clicking dat thumbs up button.

    #85 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363 What sanity?

    #86 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1297799 your avatar makes me piss... :twilightoops:

    #87 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1297773 I meant goes crazy from sugar withdraw.

    #88 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    oh boy . . . :unsuresweetie: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy:

    #89 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    For some reason, I found the ending of this chapter disturbing :twilightoops:

    But still, funny overall and I hope funny in the future :twilightsmile:

    #90 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is gonna be a good story I can tell XD :rainbowlaugh::raritywink::yay:

    #91 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1297953 Yeah, I pissed out of my ears the first time I saw it

    #92 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1296771, I give you moar pony pics. And brony music.

    sig>I made a statement, so I have to do this. BABALITY

    And if you want a link to brony music, click this<sig

    #93 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is shaping up to be quite amusing...I think I'll see where it goes.

    #94 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Tell Hasbro to make this canon, now!!:flutterrage:

    #95 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This reminds me of another fanfic, Pinkie Bulks Up.

    Summerization: Pinkie falls for a famous rockstar, who is the ultimate party pony. She is dismayed to hear that the rockstar (an OC by the name of Mosh Whiplash) only dates chubby mares. and sets off to gain weight.:pinkiesick: The problem is, she has the metabolism to rival the combined streagth of both Kirby and Pac Man.

    #96 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :eeyup:

    #97 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291405 Just because someone else has touched on an idea you had does not mean you can't do it. Every writer brings their own unique twist to a story. How man movies have been made about a group of male friends going to Vegas only yo have silliness ensue? With "The Hangover," the writers took an idea that had been done to death and made one of the funniest movies of all time. Give your idea a shot, I would love to see how you tackle the subject.

    #98 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    LETS DO THIS!!!

    #99 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1291363 >Implying she actually was sane at any point in her life

    #100 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ''Two weeks ago, you came into my cottage and accidentally sat on one of my squirrels. ''

    Well, that escalated quickly.

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