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Some ponies might think working in a mattress store would be one of the easiest jobs in Equestria.
Clearly, they've never worked in a mattress store in Ponyville.
This is a story about Lazy Days, a pony who could really use some sleep himself, running his store and dealing with the eternal what-the-buckery that is Ponyville and its citizens.

(Characters will be added as they appear.)

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 15 )

This is actually really hilarious. I'll be watching it.

cool story, I can't wait for more :heart: Tracking and faving this story :twilightsmile:

Oh I would LOVE to work in a mattress store! I would make it a little game, see how many people go completely insane after purchasing one of my "special" mattresses! HAHA WHAT FUN! Perhaps I would even turn all the mattresses into CHEESE! It would be absolutely CRAZY! :pinkiecrazy:

Mr. Tubes replied with “Unicorn magiscience has gone more or less unexplained since the dawn of Equestria. Do any of you honestly think we’re going to start now?”

Reporters were quoted as naming the statement to be “the most begrudgingly acceptable answer to anything we’ve ever heard. We’d argue, but we honestly have no idea where to start.”

^ This. Right here. You're awesome.

Aside from that, I want to see where you're taking this. There aren't enough people willing to create an OC who isn't super-special-awesome and is instead just a regular Ponyville resident, and so you really have created a good character. The humor is always more witty than random, so you've also got that going for you. It's hard to explain exactly why I like this story, but I do. Good luck with wherever it goes.

You ended the story when it hardly seemed to get anywhere. The daily snippets of Lazy Days were rather interesting, sad to see them go :fluttercry:

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Wait, really? Wow... I'm not gonna lie, I didn't think people found these that interesting. This is a pleasant surprise.
Tell you what, after I finish Bad Mane Day, I'll see if I can try going back to episodic chapter things.

209158 That would be awesome, thanks :twilightsmile:.

I do find these story snippets rather interesting and entertaining. You have a lot of room to play around with and lots of characters, you can use. Like OC's or minor villains like Trixie, Gilda, Flimflam brothers. You can also use plenty of interesting side characters Like Zecora (Getting the rhyming to just the right pitch, is going to be, quite a bitch. (Heh see what I did there rhyming :raritywink:))

You could even have Lazy hire a Pegasi to make Cloud beds for other Pegasus ponies :rainbowdetermined2:

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OMG A GOOD COMMENT OF PRAISE. JK I'm sure there others I haven't seen.
Anyway this is funny as hell.

Few things OMG its a pony Alvin H. Davenport, I doubt it. And wear socks could say more but on a Nook.

Lol, Gummys in need of a real water bed.

Everypony needs to wear socks.
EVERY-pony.

Pftt Sleep Scratch n.

Big mac must go thru beds like water.
Must be where alot of the farm funds are going.

Heh well this was fun,
Lets see a 3.5/5.

The break attacked it.
But the content was fun.

Working on a mattress company is really interesting. I personally work with a mattress company named Mattress Insight as a senior IT manager since 2017. I have a lot of experience about mattress, bedding, and sleep. Most people do not know how to choose a right mattress. There are a lot of vital parameters that you must consider while purchasing a new mattress such as firmness, thickness, comfort, support, skinking, sagging, materials, construction, type, etc. Another important point is that you have to read the comprehensive review of top mattresses like this before choosing a new mattress; it will help you to decide what is the best for you. Finally, I want to say I feel good working with a mattress industry. I am happy with my family.

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