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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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Zipp doesn't win a medal at the Equestrian Winter Games, but she gets something better.

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Stupid sexy Zipp, huh?

Wow that was a very interesting story now again even though I'm not a big fan of sex what I would say I like the shipping between hitch and Zipp and I do like how the Equestria games open up again after all these years but anyway this was very cute and I guess and I will admit very sexy to see Zipp like that keep up the good work

A nice little story. I do believe these two could hit it of well enough in the G5 proper :ajsmug:

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Zipp's my favorite Hitch ship, although I hope the show doesn't have any official mane5 ships.

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I wouldn't mind some official mane5 one's, but I see your point. It's way funnier to imagine how those would come to be ourselves :pinkiehappy:

This was pretty cute! I'd say Hitch/Zipp is my default too if I had to ship anybody. I can also see Zipp as that flirtatious friend who dabbles with fwb too so heavier romance isn't even mandatory imo. :pinkiesmile:

At this point, any G5 story I find that is hilarious I should automatically assume you’re the author.

"Of course! I like, never blab about anything important. One of the reasons I always blab and patter and prattle about the unimportant is so that I never accidentally slip up with the important stuff. Like for instance, the time Jasper got Gloomy Sonnet pregnant and Gloomy Sonnet told me because nopony else can stand her rhymes? I didn't like, tell anypony she was pregnant and I did that by instead telling everypony about my hemo—"

izzy isn't living up to her title of medium sneaky

I just realized that Pipp referenced Zipp’s trebuchet from the Pet Patrol story (unless I somehow missed that detail from the movie itself) so that implies that Zipp’s catnapping is cannon to this.

Funny and adorable. Suzzy is still my favourite pairing but you've got me onto Zitch as a close second. Very nice.

I'm amused by Pipp's booze resistance!

Izzy squealed and jumped up to hug Izzy

Sorry Sir, but I think it should be Izzy squealed and jumped up to hug Zipp

Zipp walked to the bed and nibbled Hitch's ribs. He giggled and spasmed as she hit his tickle-spot. "Tell me, Sheriff, or I'll tickle you senseless."

Sooo cute!!!:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss: Reminds me of this:
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Awww:heart: I want more Zipp x Hitch

Hakar #22 · Sunday · · ·

"Pipp is too..." Zipp twirled a hoof " ...round . She gives dressmakers conniptions, they come off looking like barrel makers. That's why Pipp mostly just performs in her crown."

Pipp is short for her weight.

"I don't drink with Pipp, not since middle school," Zipp said with a frown. "Pipp's not very big, but she can hold a surprising amount of booze. I wonder if her roundedness is all liver?"

Even better, she's a dorf.

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