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iAmSiNnEr


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When a thousand years has passed, Luna was supposed to return.

But when Nightmare Moon returns dead, Celestia is flabbergasted and shocked.

Then she sees Luna, who claims to have killed Nightmare Moon.

She is very confused.


Written by iAmSiNnEr. Not to be taken seriously

Helped by Chris the Cynic, who gave me a paragraph to work on.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 31 )

What, does not my crown matter any more now that I've been banished and eating cheese for the last thousand years? Now the cheese shall last forever!

Sigh.... this one made absolutely no sense. Which is why I was laughing so hard. Why? Why are this wierd stories of yours so funny, so good? I just don't get it. SIGH...... keep it up please, they are too good.

well this was cheesy, I love it

Fantastic, maybe the true throne were all the friendships and cheese ate along the way

...Despite being the source of inspiration for this story, I am getting a strong urge to blast you to the Moon for your own one thousand year stay there. Ugh, why do I keep asking you to write these shitposts, and why do I keep enjoying them despite the fury they bring upon me. Just... uggghhhh!

After all that cheese, loony is gonna have some gastrointestinal issues.

This was so funny, my throat is hurting from laughing so much
😂😂😂

And now I'm hungry for cheese but don't have any 😨 😱 😞 😔 😖 😫 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*sigh*
I will never understand you.
Nor am I certain I ever want to. At least you make me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

“Any cheese connoisseur would know that this was Fauwiss Cheese."

“CHEESE IS HOLY!”

You're missing the 'e' in holey. :trollestia:

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You really don't want to understand my mind. It'll break you.

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My bad. The E is there now.

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Aw, but the lack of the 'e' is what made it funny.

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Well then you shouldn't have told me! Do I change it back?

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I thought you had done that intentionally. The idea of it actually being holy seemed to be the basis of that section of the conversation, with it just being good wordplay. :unsuresweetie:

So yes, change it back and wait for whoever else gets it to comment about it. :rainbowlaugh:

“HUZZAH!” Luna threw her drink aside. “LET US PARTAKE IN THE ALCOHOL AND STORYTIME!”

Best princess

Celestia slammed her head into a wall.

A fair reaction, though a facehoof would have sufficed

“AND NOW,” Nightmare Moon lifted up a rolled up newspaper. “PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!”

The ultimate weapon

Oh my Faust thats definitely one way to "Remove" a potential rival for the throne. Also this story made me laugh non stop you sir have earned a gold star 🌟.

And now I have the image of other villains being killed by cheese. The image that I never knew I wanted :rainbowlaugh:

wow. im confused

“Lu—luna?” Celestia spluttered.
Luna snorted. “No, not LuLuna. Just plain Luna. I know it’s been a thousand years, but that’s not an excuse to forget my name.”

Heh.
That's a good one!

“Let me get this straight,” Celestia leaned forward. “You smacked her over the head with cheese.”

Sounds Cheesy.


Plot twist:
Nightmare Moon actually survived and is currently busy preparing a fondue (since she now has finally access to cooking supplies.)


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You really don't want to understand my mind. It'll break you.

Would we look like your profile picture if we would dare to try?

No one who mis-identifies cheese can be trusted... :pinkiecrazy:

“Anyways,” Luna grinned a wild grin. “I used my favorite tactic! I told her the moon was cheese—”

What do you mean you told her it's made of cheese?! It is made of cheese!

“So,” Luna said as she cut the cheese for the thousandth time. “Our last meal.”

-_-

“Any cheese connoisseur would know that this was Fauwiss Cheese. You told me it was Tirek Cheese. You’re a fake cheese enjoyer. That means your death.”

YOU'RE A FAKE CHEESE CONNOISSEUR TOO LUNA! THE CHEESE ON THE MOON DOESN'T TASTE LIKE ANY OTHER CHEESE! IT'S UNIQUE!

“CHEESE IS HOLY!” Luna raised her glass to the sky. “FOR THE GLORY OF CHEESE, I SHALL MAKE MY FIRST DECREE OF MY RETURN TO EQUESTRIA! CHEESE IS NOW A NATIONAL FOOD!”

Cheese and Crackers, right? You can't properly enjoy cheese if you forget the crackers!

I’ve seen worse reasons to commit murder.

The sequel: Luna finds out that Discord is Lactose intolerant.

THINK ABOUT IT! Have we ever actually seen him drink chocolate milk?

“BING BONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!” Luna whooped. “HUZZAH!”

Ah, an author of culture, I see.

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