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I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

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When Anon tells the Mane Six about some of the Christmas traditions back on Earth, he doesn't think much of it. But the idea of 'Santa' giving presents to sleeping boys and girls seems particularly popular with the ponies listening.

Anon just wants a good night's sleep on Hearth's Warming Eve.

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If he went any further in just his bare feet he would probably end up like John McClane, which would be pretty unpleasant, even if a bit Christmassy.

I got that reference!

I really liked this story as it gave a very good laugh here and there with Anon dealing with all the craziness from the main 6 trying to be a good friend and act like old saint Nick. LOL

“Twilight’s been here already?” asked Rainbow. “How did that egghead beat me?” She seemed to bite her lip for a moment before saying: “Nah, it’s not anything boring like a bottle of wine. It’s a fleshlight. Figured you could use it, you always seem so pent-up and frustrated.”

Oh yes, a flash light would be useful... hang on, oh yes also useful for your average human...or so I've heard!

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Schieße den Fenster!

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Thanks man, I'm glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

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Flashlights are very useful for seeing in the dark, for both ponies and humans...

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You're very welcome, I also liked that you mentioned "John McClane" as I immediately knew the reference. :)

Comment posted by Skyblazer9 deleted Dec 25th, 2021

Big-ass stocking...

“Oh, sorry. I guess I got a little excited.” Fluttershy gave a thoughtful look. “To be honest, this reminds me a little of being a teenager back in Cloudsdale, breaking into houses. Although I promised my parents I’d stop…”

Part of me want to know more, yet part of me isn't sure if I should know.

This was a fun read, and it reminds me a bit of a HIE story I submitted a couple of weeks ago, but I didn't use an Anon. I love the Santa hijinks In this caused by the well-meaning mane 6, and I really like this take of anon; he's snappy, but not quite a dick that is a common trope with Anons.

Than, he realize that pony don't have tv he could use with that XBOX.

NO! I wanted a PS5!
You just messed up Fatman

That is funny and cool. Santa actually showing up but of not getting caught.

Excellent work, comrade santa, you make the union proud.

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