The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Somepony pooped the urinal at the Ponyville school house. Who dunnit?
Not rated T for anything specific, but lets not give the ankle biters any ideas, eh?
This is not a fetish piece, nor anything cloppy, so if you're looking for that, look elsewhere. If, however, you are looking for a primo 'crap'fic (har har) you came to the right place.
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Silver Spoon characterization is splendid, but I'd be lying if I didn't say my favorite thing to come out of this is guerilla CMC.
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Oh, don't worry, they'll be back as stars of a a 10-15k story I'm about halfway through. I mostly wrote this because I was stuck on that one.
Well this was certainly a massive crappost
And I loved every minute of it, holy heck that was some good writing
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They figured out Ponyville keeps getting attacked and it's good to have a bunker in case of bunker emergency.
M'kay.
Anything involving a bunch of foals getting caned is good in my book. Though it being fun to read was a great bonus!
Sometimes a fic emerges that makes one click in the hopes that it will be a work of genius, despite the obvious insanity of the concept. This is one such fic.
To say it far exceeded my expectations is not quite accurate; more like, it met the longshot hopes that I placed on it. Most fics do not. This is one of the exceptions. It is truly a Good Fic whose toilet humor serves the purpose of fueling a work of parody that is rich with excellent characterization. Cheerilee's dialogue is a gem, and the riveting reveal in the story's ending sequence deserves special praise. The overall quality of prose is very high as well (only typo was a "!.").
Thank you for this satisfying (if insane!) whodunit.
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Wow. High praise.
Honestly, I knew this story was going to be mauled in ratings, so that doesn't really bother me. Little comments like these that really get into what makes this stupid little story work are much more important, and I'm glad that, to someone at least, there's a nugget of good fic in this heaping pile of doodoo.
Also, where's that typo? I'll fix it.
Honestly I was almost expecting a variant of Mr Mackey's urinal deuce mystery.
Still a bit of a funny twist
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lol
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No. It's an activity in and of itself which implies malice.
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I spent some time today reflecting on this as well. At first it stood out to me as an error. But upon further reflection, I considered the case of one’s pants. You might ask, “Who pooped their pants?” or “Did someone poop their pants?” or (one hopes to a small child) “Buddy, did you poop your pants?” — Note that the word “in” would seem out-of-place with any of these constructions. This same thing seems reasonably transferrable to other regions of deposit (shall we way), however much we might tend to reach for “in” or “on” as part of our default lexicon.
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Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
LMAO
I hope Cheerilee will be able to find someone to hire her for a job because she's probably going to get fired (or possibly arrested) after she caned her students.
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Luckily for her, Ponyville is actually a territorial exclave of Singapore, so she's A-OK.
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It's still wrong. It's also not in-character for Cheerilee.
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Sing-a-pone, where the heart songs are glowing and so are the naughty pony backsides.
I don’t know where the ponies in Cheerilee’s class are developmentally speaking, but Silver Spoon’s mistake seems like one that a human of either gender would possibly make up until four or sometimes five years of age but usually not any later.
I've left this in comments many times, but it's never been more appropriate: Holy 💩, that was funny.
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