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No matter how dark the story, I'll do my best to make it have a happy ending. If I have not updated anything for 1 year, it means I'm dead.

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Anonymous goes and beats up Celestia. What else is there to say?

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 45 )

"Luna is a faggot."

OHHHHH YEAH! Anon Filly just called Celestia's sister a bundle of sticks! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Jessica sounds so cool.

"Luna is a faggot."

Celestia threw her table aside, cracking her neck. "It is SO on!"

lol

10574740
I wasn't alluring to fascism so not sure what kind of English you're smoking.

Me: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh......................." Wat the Hell/Tartarus just happened.
Psycho Me: Shows the power of insanity and torture of reality "Bow before me MORTALS."
Pissed Me: pistole (9mm) meet skull (it's ineffective).

Celestia raised an eyebrow, looking at those attending day court around her. "Anonymous, why on Earth would I ever fight a child? Much less a frien-"

"Luna is a faggot."

Celestia threw her table aside, cracking her neck. "It is SO on!"-"

Why does this remind me of this skipped to 2:19

What did I just read and where can I get more of it?

10574777
To be fair, English is a ****ing trip, and Hitler did round up homosexuals along with everything else he didn't like.

10574740
What does fascism have to do with this? Also, do you even know what fascism is or are you just using it as a buzzword?

Comment posted by Giftmak3r deleted Nov 22nd, 2022

10575346
The symbol for fascism is a faggot.

10575029
All I said was "bundle of sticks"

10575346
Thank you for my defense.

Lunaaa is a faggot~ *gets shot*

10575810
Words can mean more than one thing.

10576201
Another keyboard commando. In the context of what I said, the definition for faggot in my sentence clearly meant "bundle of sticks." When I said "Anon Filly just called Luna a BUNDLE OF STICKS." Now, go and learn how to read and understand, and comprehend and converse in English correctly.

10576722
Cute how you accuse me of incomprehension without actually comprehending 10574740's original point (to wit, anybody who thinks that was genuinely what Anon meant is more out of touch with modern discourse than Luna is, and I use the term "discourse" loosely).

Discord chewed my CHEWING GUM

Da fuq?

10577078
What in gods name are you all talking about???
Shush and laugh.

10580647
Someone took something too seriously and wanted to show their perceived superior moral standing.

Anyways, fun story. A quality shit post.

10574835
what EP of SAO is that? don't remember that scene at all.

10577454
5gum, stimulate your senses

I hope discord like uncooked lasagna noodles. Very crunchy.

My pretzel bits!! Why daddy d why?!

Celestia threw her table aside, cracking her neck. "It is SO on!"

Yes! You tell her Sunbutt! Nopony makes fun of Best Princess.

Applejack considered this, before turning around and walking out. "Nope nope nope nope nope nope..." Her nopes faded to silence as she walked out of hearing range.

Lol. So much nope.:applejackconfused:

I wholeheartedly agree with the Pink Eldritch Horror.

"SOOOOOOOO MANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY QUESTIONSSSSSSSSSS!!!" Pinkie screamed.

"I am confused and I love it." yep just how I feel about this.

Comment posted by Lord Cheddar deleted Nov 21st, 2022

"How do I become a goddess slash Alicorn?" Anonymous asked.

Celestia raised an eyebrow, looking at those attending day court around her. "Anonymous, why on Earth would I ever fight a child? Much less a frien-"

"Luna is a faggot."

Celestia threw her table aside, cracking her neck. "It is SO on!"

:rainbowlaugh:

Applejack considered this, before turning around and walking out. "Nope nope nope nope nope nope..." Her nopes faded to silence as she walked out of hearing range.

:rainbowlaugh:

Discord scratched his chin, before snapping his fingers and taking any food you happened to be snacking on. He chewed on that, before returning it. "I am confused and I love it."

:rainbowlaugh:

11623552
this right here had me laughing my arse off for 10 minutes

“Luna is a faggo-“

Artillery whistling approaches

Meanwhile in a house in New Zealand

*nom nom nom*

*pop*

“HEY WHO STOLE MY TWO MINUTE NOODLES?!?”

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