At an inventors convention, intelligent tinker Doctor "Time Turner" Whooves and his kooky inventing partner Derpy unveil Derpy's latest unorthodox creation. Unfortunately, like Derpy, her wacky creation has some rather minor goofs that needs some improving...
"Side splittingly good! 10/10"
~ Faded Echoes
"A silly read."
~ Forgetful
WARNING:
The following story contains humor that some may find disturbingly hilarious. So, if you're not the appropriate age...
I won't tell if you won't. 
Chapters (2)
Haha! Loved it! Very funny if I do say so moi self!
Note to self: NEVER talk politics with Derpy Dink
I like how this story turned out! Although, this part confuses me:
I just don't know what went wrong. Then again, the story still had me laughing.
I think feeding the machine plush muffins, might have caused some overheating, lol.
This was pretty funny and a silly read!
10331012
I knew I left something unfinished. I fixed it up, lol
Just hope no one says it's rushed...
Even though it kinda was...
*looks at pinke* we are definitely getting one!
Me:
The messed up part is I know for a fact the kids in my family would love this and quote it to their kindergarten classes.
You just HAD to throw in a Queen reference didn’t you?! Other than that, I really enjoyed this
Very funny. A side splittingly good comedy. 10/10 mate
Yes. I learned that KME is very silly.
Well, better watch out for the Brazilian Wandering spider
Depy dink has struck again!
10336690
Glad you liked it
Well okay then 😆
Speaking of genitals, I nearly wet myself reading this story.
10353193
Oh wow
Yes.
I want one
AAAAAAHHHHH.
10566660
10566662
It was the Egyptian one. I liked the rest.
Derpy Dink does a good job of going off topic in hilarious fashion.
I luv derpy no matter what, and I luv this story no matter what.
Ok this was good.
Hello there! Quite a while ago, you submitted this story to be reviewed by the Pens and Couches Review Group. This group has since undergone some changes and rebranding, and we finally reviewed your story! Check out your review here!
This is hilarious
"Disturbingly hilarious" indeed! Derpy Dink sounds like Debbie Downer after several Red Bulls, with maybe a little Meseeks thrown in.
64.media.tumblr.com/969647936470e7e6fbec782633541fc8/tumblr_omtkwhuX3y1vzmav9o1_1280.gifv
Love that it has dial-up internet! I wonder how many young people didn't get that joke....
I finally found the story that this reminded me of!! "The One Where Maud Gets Excited."