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naturalbornderpy


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The human known as Steve Stevenson is running for President.

He has no job. He has no skills. And he has no political experience.

All he has is a rainbow-colored pegasus named Rainbow Dash as his running mate.

Perhaps that'll be just enough to land him the job.

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Steve Stevenson answered calmly, “The email I’d sent out said there may be snacks and beverages… and since none of you bothered to bring any…” He shrugged it off. “Anywho, let’s cut to the chase since I’m sure you’re all wondering why you’re here. My name is Steve Stevenson and I am officially running for President of the United States.”

Talking his way out of promises? That boy is truly presidential material.

More taxes. Less jobs.

Yep, that's a politician alright. Same platform as about half of them.

Now, slackers across the country will read this, get fired from their fast-food jobs, and try to find a pony as their frontman. At least this Steve had a one-bedroom apartment and wasn't living in his parents' basement. Progress?

I’d prefer the alternate end. Mostly because I’d just like to imagine a world where we would have the best yelled press conferences.

Shenzy #5 · May 9th, 2020 · · 1 ·

<.o no qualifications and yet wants to be elected in a country which is used to follow like a herd...

where did i hear this one before!? HUuuuuuhmmmm

I mean, in this day and age, a young candidate with no political background might actually be a good thing. There's no opportunity for any prior scandals to be uncovered and undermine their candidacy in that case. Because apparently these days many people care more about that than any actual planned policy changes. Anyway, I laughed out loud, this was amazing.

10225261 Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for reading! :twilightsmile:

10224901 Samuel L. Jackson chewing out journalists does sound fun. :ajsmug:

10224429 Two term presidential material!

“Merchandizing!” Steve Stevenson exclaimed in return. “Ponies by themselves sell well enough. T-shirt. Lunchboxes. You name it.”

Indeed, in all of its nearly forty year history, MLP has sold exactly one T-Shirt.
Typos aside (that was the only one I noticed), I loved this one. Twi’s got my vote!:twilightsmile:

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